Random Shit:
Jazz Edition You all know the Drill (Run)
-Non-mega Ampharos using Focus Blast on Gliscor.
Because HP Ice is too mainstream?
-Steel Wing Dragonite. Because Iron Head is too mainstream for hitting fairies.
I didn't know Dnite got that.
-Needlessly sacrificing Gardevoir and Infernape to a 2% HP SS Cloyster with E-speed Dragonite in reserve.
But what about Ice Shard?
-Count the issues here:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-133406228
-Hidden Power Dark, Ghost, or Bug Keldeo. I'm assuming Ghost, because it has the best coverage. But knowing the lower ladder, who knows?
As a Keldeo user, HP Ghost isn't bad on it. I mean it's not the best choice, but it's better than being walled by based god Jellicent. JK You gotta worry about Mega Gardy
-Aerial Ace Ferrothorn.
Something about it being a Sword technique. I don't know. If Aegislash doesn't get it I'm fucking done
-Excadrill KOing a Donphan with Rapid Spin. So much irony in that one. (Granted, Donphan was at 5% HP, but still.)
I love irony
-Rotom-W repeatedly using Will-o-Wisp on Conkeldurr.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that it was spamming WoW, or that most Conkeldurr have Guts.
-A Slowking nicknamed "Fastking". Perhaps foreshadowing the fact that it got Tricked a Choice Scarf.
Irony. Gotta love it
-Offensive SubNP Liepard. Also, Liepard in OU.
This ain't Ranbats
-Electrode repeatedly using Electro Ball. On Gliscor. Also, Electrode in OU.
No Explosion 0/10
-Dark Pulse+
Explosion Gengar.
10/10 GENGAR GO BOOM
-Headbutt Jirachi.
Because Zen Headbutt is too Zenny
-Explosion Metagross.
My god, there's a lot of Explosion today
-Yet another setup mon (this time, SD Aegislash) setting up on Quagsire.
SD Aegi WTF
-Smeargle setting up QD on Gyro Ball Ferrothorn. It did manage to BP to Sylveon. Well, I think you can figure out what happened next.
Sylveon tanked it and Pwnd the scrub Ferrothorn with Stored Power?
-Donphan somehow (and without a scarf) managing to outspeed a pre-mega Pinsir and OHKO with Stone Edge.
Scarf Donphan? (OH ARCEUS NO)
-A lot of things that don't belong in OU:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-133407115
-Alakazam using Psychic on a +2 (thanks to GeoPass) Victini.
>Psychic
Come on guys, Chansey eats this shit for breakfast along with her eggs
-Tyranitar using Counter on said Victini.
V-Create? Oh yeah, Counter Ttar. Derp.
-Dual Chop Smeargle without a sash.
Because offensive Smeargle new meta?
-Normal Rotom. Which burned a Reuniclus.
Yeah, but it might of had Overcoat!
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Weakness Policy... Cradily. Turns out it's actually decent if used properly.
Like Galvantula, people don't see it's true potential
-SD+U-turn M-Scizor.
WTF. Why. Just use Bon Mega Scizor for that.
-Bonsly. I shit you not. And it beat a M-Pinsir, mainly due to landing a Rock Slide on the switch-in.
Bonsly4Ubers
-Ambipom. Using Fake Out on Trevenant.
What do you mean Ambipom doesn't have Scrappy?
-Rapidash.
FIRE HORSEY. That is all.
-We've given people grief for using Electivire and Magmortar in OU. One guy went full double-bird to tiers and used both.
New Meta
-Physical Empoleon.
Defiant?
-Stone Edge M-Heracross. Rock Blast, anyone?
FUCK THAT SHIT. HIGHER CRIT CHANCE
-Ninjask setting up... AND THEN MANUALLY SWITCHING OUT.
I've... Done that by accident before...
-Enigma Berry Aegislash.
Enigma as why it was created.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-Magikarp.
Magikarps in Ubers tho
-Smeargle forgetting about Sleep Clause.
I've done that by accident too. Mostly on longer matches.
-Rotom-W trying to Will-o-Wisp a sleeping Bisharp.
Trying to burn it when it wakes up? Oh yeah that's DUMB
-Showderp actually using an OU-competent team, for once (well, except for a possible McIceGar, but that's Showderp for you). And winning against the team that had the previous five things.
WOOOOOOOW. Fucking. Amazing.
-HP Electric, Grass, or Poison Espeon (it was SE on Azumarill, that's all I know).
>Hidden Power Espeon.
>That isn't Fighting
-Greninja using Scald on a Tyranitar it had frozen on the previous turn. (For the record, Scald defrosts frozen things now.)
Annnnnd how often does Freeze happen? I actually didn't know this so I could of easily done it by accident. Pretty legit IMO
-Oh, did that Conkeldurr use Ice Punch on Thundurus? Better switch in Garchomp.
FUCKING.... GEEEEENIIIUSSSSS
-Claydol in OU.
Chuggaaconroy used one in XD
Actually, this might explain Donphan
-Magcargo.
Best Talonflame counter 2014
-Carracosta in OU.
Meh, only 4x weak to grass.
-Gliscor using Toxic on Aegislash. The usage of Toxic on a Steel mon seems to be a daily feature in RS.
YOU CAN'T KILL SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE BLOOD WITH POSION! HAS XENOBLADE CHRONICLES TAUGHT US NOTHING?
-Later in the same battle, the same Gliscor used Toxic on Heatran.
God damnit.
-Body Slam Mamoswine.
Aaaaaaaannnnnnnddddd I'm done here.