Part One is up! Meh. Basically, Screw-Up is completely useless, and I am forced to rely on my Mudkip.
Begin Scramble
The mons:
Birch gives his intro on his little GameBoy blah blah blah. Shut up Professor.
"Are you a boy? Or a girl?"
Hmmm, I think I'll choose Brendan this time.
"And give me your name?"
I'm having a lapse of creativity here, so I'll just go with 'oh'.
Aaand I jump out of a moving truck.
OH MY GOD IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
Mom rushes up to me and exclaims, "oh! You're here at last!" Who's she talking to, me or the plush Marill? Oh right, that's my name.
Intro scenes, moving in, etc. etc. Uninteresting.
"Oh! Oh, oh! Oh, oh, come here quickly!"
Calm down, lady. That's a lot of "oh" for one sentence. Wait a second. Oh. I mean oh.
I go to introduce myself to Birch. There's his wife, and she says something about a daughter. I go upstairs.
10/10 fanservice model
She does this weird peek-a-boo thing to figure out my name. Hah. I know you're trying to avoid looking at my ugly 3D model. You can't hide your intentions from me, May.
I go to find Professor Birch being chased by a Poochyena. I choose Mudkip, not that I'm not going to box it anyway, and get in a deadly Tackle fight that Mudkip wins. Birch gives his piece and we all go back so I can go fight May. Mudkip will be nicknamed Fodder. Mean but true.
On the way to May, I KO 1 Wurmple and 1 Zigzagoon. I have 20/23 HP. Should be enough to win, especially since Tackle is stronger than Pound.
3 Tackles later, Treecko is down. That's 1 level for me. May heals up our parties.
Wait a second. You know how to heal in the field? Where can I learn to do this? I wanna be my own Pokémon Center too!!!!!1!!111!!
I go back to the lab and get the Pokédex and Poké Balls. I start leaving Littleroot so I can get out of this tiny place and never come back, but Mom comes to drag me back home or whatever. Oh wait, she's just commenting on my adorable little Fodder. Too bad said adorable little Fodder is going right in the box once I get to Rustboro and get me a Nincada.
May gives me the DexNav, and runs straight up offscreen. Wait, where'd she go? There's a ledge there. How did she get over that? Teleportation? Whatever.
May shows me a Poochyena and I scare it off, since I can't use it. I 2HKO a Wurmple for easy EXP and go onward. On Route 102, I get in my second ever trainer battle (in this run, obviously) against Youngster Calvin and his Zigzagoon!
Which immediately is 2HKOed by Tackle. Easy level-up.
Bug Catcher Rick's Wurmple meets the same fate, as do pretty much all the Pokémon on this route. Fodder is level 9 and has learned Mud-Slap. May points out some Beautifly and I head into Petalburg, and Wally drags me along to catch a Ralts. In the name of Mew, Wally. (I am a confirmed Mewist)
Wally keeps muttering my name. What, already? Wait... He's not saying oh, he's saying oh. Oh. Anyway, he catches the Ralts. Honestly, he really didn't need to weaken it. At such a low level, a Poké Ball would have done the trick right away. Wait a second, Norman only gave him one Poké Ball. How does he have fifteen? Huh.
I go off towards Rustboro, defeating a stray Wingull and entering the forest, successfully dodging that Rich Boy. Wait oh shit it's the Bug Catcher with three Wurmple. Heh, even after a String Shot I still outspeed. I'm at level ten when the battle ends.
After fighting a wild Cascoon, some Team Magma guy has the nerve to challenge ME, the mighty oh! I'll teach him a lesson.
...And there's like some scientist guy who wants his papers back? Whatever. I'll just steal the papers once I beat this guy.
Poochyena wastes his time by Howling when Water Gun is a 2HKO. I level up and get paid, plus I get an Exp. Share. Hey, this scientist has like a pocket Pokémon Center machine! Again, where can I get one of these?
I leave and oh hey it's Zinnia. Anyway, time to get some free berries.
Wow, I actually speed tie with Lady Cindy's Zigzagoon. HOLY SHIT SHE HAS FULL RESTORES ALREADY??!?!!? Where do you even buy those at this point? Luckily Mud-Slap spam worked so I could dodge almost everything.
Ha, and it looks like the twins won't battle you unless you have two Pokémon. Good,mI really don't need a double battle right now. Onward to Route 116 and Screw-Up!
Lass Janice falls to Mud-Slap spam after a while. On my second encounter, a Nincada! AGHHHH CRIT WHY.
Five encounters later, I finally catch Screw-Up. Only level 6. Hmmm. We're gonna need some training. Well, nowhere does it say that I CAN'T train using Fodder... *evillaugh*
Cue the switch training montage.
A while later, Screw-Up is still level eight. I think I'll still be using Fodder until he evolves or I get another party member. Really, I don't think I can make it through Roxanne with a level eight Nincada.
First Gym Trainer falls easily, as do the second and third. Time to face Roxanne.
Roxanne leads with Geodude, while I lead with Nincada to switch train. I switch to Fodder and take a Rock Tomb. I Water Gun, which Geodude survives because of Sturdy, and retaliates with another Rock Tomb. I Mud-Slap as Roxanne Potions. I finish Geodude with a Water-Gun, level-up, and switch to Screw-Up for experience.
Nosepass comes out. I switch and get hit with a Rock Tomb. I take a Rock Tomb and Water Gun, bringing Nosepass to just below half. At 8, I Potion while Nosepass Tackles. I finish it off with Water Gun.
What? Fodder is evolving!
K then. Gah, I wish Screw-Up would stop being so... impossible to use so I could get on with this.
Holy fuck Marshtomp is creepy. He learns Mud Shot and I save the game.
Fodder the Marshtomp
Level 16
- Tackle
- Growl
- Water Gun
- Mud Shot
Definite MVP. Fodder never ceases to please me, running through the game like it is a wet tissue. I will have to dump him once Screw-Up shows progress.
Screw-Up the Nincada
Level 10
- Scratch
- Leech Life
- Growl
- Sand Attack
LVP. Completely useless right now, since Leech Life has a pitiful damage output.
The mons:
Alright, Phione, you get Junior the Machop. Junior is a rookie fighter with dreams of one day being a star, so you must help him to train! So first and foremost, Junior must solo all Black Belts and Battle Girls you come across. However, because he is still a rookie, he is unskilled in martial arts and may not use any attacks above 50 BP. Once Junior soloes Norman, he feels he has finally figured out a piece of this whole "fighting" thing and may now evolve into Machoke and use attacks up to 80 BP. However, because Junior is still young, his body simply lacks the energy capacity to evolve into Machamp at any time during your run nor use attacks that are above 80 BP.
Alright Phione, take Screw-Up the Shedinja.
Screw-Up is not happy because he was boxed during my Omega Ruby run, and so he hates me. My favorite type is Psychic, so he must solo all Psychic types. I ditched him for Latios, so you may not use the Soaring feature while Screw-Up is in the party. Here comes the hard one: Solo Primal Groudon. After that, his anger is growing, so he must solo 20 Pokemon after the Eighth gym. Finally, solo Wally's Mega Gallade.
Screw-Up is not happy because he was boxed during my Omega Ruby run, and so he hates me. My favorite type is Psychic, so he must solo all Psychic types. I ditched him for Latios, so you may not use the Soaring feature while Screw-Up is in the party. Here comes the hard one: Solo Primal Groudon. After that, his anger is growing, so he must solo 20 Pokemon after the Eighth gym. Finally, solo Wally's Mega Gallade.
Hey! You get Agin'? the Roselia. Roselia has Progeria, a disease that accelerates your aging progress. The older Roselia gets, the less power it has.
You can only use moves that have a lower Base Power than 100 - [Current Level]. So, the higher your level, the lower your maximum base power can be.
It may only evolve into Roserade after it has soloed a Gym Leader.
Once its a Roserade it must keep the moves it evolved with.
You can only use moves that have a lower Base Power than 100 - [Current Level]. So, the higher your level, the lower your maximum base power can be.
It may only evolve into Roserade after it has soloed a Gym Leader.
Once its a Roserade it must keep the moves it evolved with.
Phione take WinMe the Grimer.
* WinMe cannot be used in any major battle (Gym Leader, Elite 4, Wally, Brendan/May, Team Magma admins) until such time as you win a Pokemon Contest using him. After all, you do have to win him.
* However, the name doesn't just say "win me." It is also the abbreviation for Windows Millennium Edition; as such, WinMe must solo all Electric-types not already being soloed.
* In addition, WinMe must solo every Pokemon he is sent in against. No switch training here! Also, no Double Battles.
* Finally, no evolution restrictions. You can keep him as a Grimer or evolve him to Muk at any time.
* WinMe cannot be used in any major battle (Gym Leader, Elite 4, Wally, Brendan/May, Team Magma admins) until such time as you win a Pokemon Contest using him. After all, you do have to win him.
* However, the name doesn't just say "win me." It is also the abbreviation for Windows Millennium Edition; as such, WinMe must solo all Electric-types not already being soloed.
* In addition, WinMe must solo every Pokemon he is sent in against. No switch training here! Also, no Double Battles.
* Finally, no evolution restrictions. You can keep him as a Grimer or evolve him to Muk at any time.
Phione for your Omega Ruby Scramble, I give you:
Cosplay Pikachu!
Cosplay Pikachu cannot learn or forget any moves. You must use the moves it has when you get it. They only way for it to change movesets if to switch costume. You much switch its costume once after every gym and only once after every gym. Pikachu must have used all 5 possible costumes before the elite 4.
Pikachu cannot use items
Cosplay Pikachu!
Cosplay Pikachu cannot learn or forget any moves. You must use the moves it has when you get it. They only way for it to change movesets if to switch costume. You much switch its costume once after every gym and only once after every gym. Pikachu must have used all 5 possible costumes before the elite 4.
Pikachu cannot use items
Your scramblemon will be: a Meditite. Name it Meditate. Meditate loves to, well, meditate. So, it must learn Meditate ASAP and never forget it. As a Meditite he spends two-thirds of his time meditating, so go to random.org and put in 1-3. If you get 1 you don't have to use Meditate. If you get 2 or 3 however you have to use meditate that turn. Solo either Tate or Liza (i.e. Solrock or Lunatone). Then, you may evolve. As a Medicham, he feels he has that Pure Power(lmao), and can now forget meditate. Rename him Power. Power must solo Maxie at the bottom of the Seafloor cavern. Afterwards, his lust for power is growing, so backtrack and get the Medichamite. Equip it to Power. Solo the final Wally battle to prove that Gallade is less viable than Medicham, and that he's got that Power in him.
Birch gives his intro on his little GameBoy blah blah blah. Shut up Professor.
"Are you a boy? Or a girl?"
Hmmm, I think I'll choose Brendan this time.
"And give me your name?"
I'm having a lapse of creativity here, so I'll just go with 'oh'.
Aaand I jump out of a moving truck.
OH MY GOD IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
Mom rushes up to me and exclaims, "oh! You're here at last!" Who's she talking to, me or the plush Marill? Oh right, that's my name.
Intro scenes, moving in, etc. etc. Uninteresting.
"Oh! Oh, oh! Oh, oh, come here quickly!"
Calm down, lady. That's a lot of "oh" for one sentence. Wait a second. Oh. I mean oh.
I go to introduce myself to Birch. There's his wife, and she says something about a daughter. I go upstairs.
10/10 fanservice model
She does this weird peek-a-boo thing to figure out my name. Hah. I know you're trying to avoid looking at my ugly 3D model. You can't hide your intentions from me, May.
I go to find Professor Birch being chased by a Poochyena. I choose Mudkip, not that I'm not going to box it anyway, and get in a deadly Tackle fight that Mudkip wins. Birch gives his piece and we all go back so I can go fight May. Mudkip will be nicknamed Fodder. Mean but true.
On the way to May, I KO 1 Wurmple and 1 Zigzagoon. I have 20/23 HP. Should be enough to win, especially since Tackle is stronger than Pound.
3 Tackles later, Treecko is down. That's 1 level for me. May heals up our parties.
Wait a second. You know how to heal in the field? Where can I learn to do this? I wanna be my own Pokémon Center too!!!!!1!!111!!
I go back to the lab and get the Pokédex and Poké Balls. I start leaving Littleroot so I can get out of this tiny place and never come back, but Mom comes to drag me back home or whatever. Oh wait, she's just commenting on my adorable little Fodder. Too bad said adorable little Fodder is going right in the box once I get to Rustboro and get me a Nincada.
May gives me the DexNav, and runs straight up offscreen. Wait, where'd she go? There's a ledge there. How did she get over that? Teleportation? Whatever.
May shows me a Poochyena and I scare it off, since I can't use it. I 2HKO a Wurmple for easy EXP and go onward. On Route 102, I get in my second ever trainer battle (in this run, obviously) against Youngster Calvin and his Zigzagoon!
Which immediately is 2HKOed by Tackle. Easy level-up.
Bug Catcher Rick's Wurmple meets the same fate, as do pretty much all the Pokémon on this route. Fodder is level 9 and has learned Mud-Slap. May points out some Beautifly and I head into Petalburg, and Wally drags me along to catch a Ralts. In the name of Mew, Wally. (I am a confirmed Mewist)
Wally keeps muttering my name. What, already? Wait... He's not saying oh, he's saying oh. Oh. Anyway, he catches the Ralts. Honestly, he really didn't need to weaken it. At such a low level, a Poké Ball would have done the trick right away. Wait a second, Norman only gave him one Poké Ball. How does he have fifteen? Huh.
I go off towards Rustboro, defeating a stray Wingull and entering the forest, successfully dodging that Rich Boy. Wait oh shit it's the Bug Catcher with three Wurmple. Heh, even after a String Shot I still outspeed. I'm at level ten when the battle ends.
After fighting a wild Cascoon, some Team Magma guy has the nerve to challenge ME, the mighty oh! I'll teach him a lesson.
...And there's like some scientist guy who wants his papers back? Whatever. I'll just steal the papers once I beat this guy.
Poochyena wastes his time by Howling when Water Gun is a 2HKO. I level up and get paid, plus I get an Exp. Share. Hey, this scientist has like a pocket Pokémon Center machine! Again, where can I get one of these?
I leave and oh hey it's Zinnia. Anyway, time to get some free berries.
Wow, I actually speed tie with Lady Cindy's Zigzagoon. HOLY SHIT SHE HAS FULL RESTORES ALREADY??!?!!? Where do you even buy those at this point? Luckily Mud-Slap spam worked so I could dodge almost everything.
Ha, and it looks like the twins won't battle you unless you have two Pokémon. Good,mI really don't need a double battle right now. Onward to Route 116 and Screw-Up!
Lass Janice falls to Mud-Slap spam after a while. On my second encounter, a Nincada! AGHHHH CRIT WHY.
Five encounters later, I finally catch Screw-Up. Only level 6. Hmmm. We're gonna need some training. Well, nowhere does it say that I CAN'T train using Fodder... *evillaugh*
Cue the switch training montage.
A while later, Screw-Up is still level eight. I think I'll still be using Fodder until he evolves or I get another party member. Really, I don't think I can make it through Roxanne with a level eight Nincada.
First Gym Trainer falls easily, as do the second and third. Time to face Roxanne.
Roxanne leads with Geodude, while I lead with Nincada to switch train. I switch to Fodder and take a Rock Tomb. I Water Gun, which Geodude survives because of Sturdy, and retaliates with another Rock Tomb. I Mud-Slap as Roxanne Potions. I finish Geodude with a Water-Gun, level-up, and switch to Screw-Up for experience.
Nosepass comes out. I switch and get hit with a Rock Tomb. I take a Rock Tomb and Water Gun, bringing Nosepass to just below half. At 8, I Potion while Nosepass Tackles. I finish it off with Water Gun.
What? Fodder is evolving!
K then. Gah, I wish Screw-Up would stop being so... impossible to use so I could get on with this.
Holy fuck Marshtomp is creepy. He learns Mud Shot and I save the game.
Fodder the Marshtomp
Level 16
- Tackle
- Growl
- Water Gun
- Mud Shot
Definite MVP. Fodder never ceases to please me, running through the game like it is a wet tissue. I will have to dump him once Screw-Up shows progress.
Screw-Up the Nincada
Level 10
- Scratch
- Leech Life
- Growl
- Sand Attack
LVP. Completely useless right now, since Leech Life has a pitiful damage output.
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