Ampharos
tag walls, punch fascists
Game Over
Rattleshirt sat patiently in his hole, waiting for officer Maester Aemon to come arrest him. The arrest never came, but he certainly did, as hooker Craster had her way with him.
Craster then walks over to Jaremy Rykker and pushes him onto a sacrificial fire that had been set up, killing him instantly.
Craster then turns around and shoves Rattleshirt out of his hole and into the ocean, drowning him.
With her last enemy dead, Craster, also known as Yeti, turns towards the fourth wall and walks out of the game.
Congratulations to the King of the Iron Islands and his followers for being the sole winners of the Mafia of the Five Kings!
Will post various postgamey things over the next day or so and will also be chatting on IRC.
Rattleshirt sat patiently in his hole, waiting for officer Maester Aemon to come arrest him. The arrest never came, but he certainly did, as hooker Craster had her way with him.
Craster then walks over to Jaremy Rykker and pushes him onto a sacrificial fire that had been set up, killing him instantly.
This was penguin344.Dear Jaremy Rykker,
You are Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, and Warden of the West. You swear fealty to the King on the Iron Throne.
“When your enemies defy you, you must serve them steel and fire. When they go to their knees, however, you must help them back to their feet.”
You are the grandfather of King Joffrey and the head of House Lannister, the richest house in Westeros. You are known for being ruthless bordering on cruel, but also cunning and calculating. These traits were developed partially out of necessity, as your father Tytos Lannister was a weak lord and lost nearly all of House Lannister’s power, which you have dedicated your life to restoring.
Each night, you may reply to the host conversation with “Night X - Gather info on ALIAS”. Your resources as head of an incredibly wealthy house, as well as your numerous connection to other nobles, will allow you to discover your target’s full role.
You win if you eliminate the King in the North, the King in the Narrow Sea, the Targaryen Dynasty, and any hostile neutrals.
Craster then turns around and shoves Rattleshirt out of his hole and into the ocean, drowning him.
This was acidphoenix.Dear Rattleshirt,
You are Ser Edmure Tully. You swear fealty to the King in the North.
“Tell father I have gone to make him proud.”
You are the heir to House Tully of Riverrun and the younger brother of Catelyn and Lysa. Considered hot-headed but good-hearted, you are quite popular among the smallfolk of the Riverlands and make friends easily. Unfortunately for King Robb, military strategy is not your forte.
Each night, you may reply to the host conversation with “Night X - Attacking ALIAS”. Your host shall engage your target, who will turn to face you in combat and target you with their actions that night.
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You win if you eliminate the King of the Iron Islands, the King on the Iron Throne, the Targaryen Dynasty, and any hostile neutrals.
With her last enemy dead, Craster, also known as Yeti, turns towards the fourth wall and walks out of the game.
Two individuals remain alive - Maester Aemon and the newly-unkidnapped Dolorous Edd Tollett. Unfortunately for them, there is no way for either of them to kill the other without also dying themselves, as neither has a lynch vote with value greater than 1, and night kills all have the exact same priority. Thus, both are locked in endless combat until they eventually waste away.Dear Craster,
You are Asha Greyjoy, called the Kraken’s Daughter. You swear fealty to the King of the Iron Islands.
“No fight is hopeless till it has been fought.”
You are the only daughter of King Balon Greyjoy, and the older sister of Theon Greyjoy. Though faced with the difficult task of overcoming Ironborn sexism, you have managed to become a respected fighter in your own right. Your father plans to name you heir in place of your younger brother.
Each night, you may reply to the host conversation with “Night X - Distract ALIAS”. Utilizing sexism to your advantage, you will use your feminine wiles to prevent your target from doing anything that night.
You are aware that Olenna Redwyne is too old and frail to be a participant in this game. Use this information however you wish.
You win if you eliminate the King in Highgarden, the King in the North, the Targaryen Dynasty, and any hostile neutrals.
This was vonFiedler.Dear Dolorous Edd Tollett,
You are Stannis Baratheon, Lord of Dragonstone and the King in the Narrow Sea.
“I never asked for this crown. Gold is cold and heavy on the head, but so long as I am the king, I have a duty.”
You are the younger brother of the late Robert Baratheon, usurper of the Targaryen Dynasty and king for 15 years. After discovering that Robert’s heirs were actually sired through his queen’s incestuous relationship with her twin brother, you declared yourself rightful heir to the throne and began amassing supporters in the Narrow Sea and the Stormlands. You are known for being cold and unfriendly, valuing justice over interpersonal relationships.
Each night, you may reply to the host conversation with “Night X - Gather intelligence on ALIAS”. By consulting the fires of your loyal red priests, you will be able to determine which king ALIAS swears fealty to.
Because of your reputation as antisocial and unmoving, you are strongly disliked by the smallfolk, who prefer your charismatic brother Renly. As such, your vote in the daily lynch carries a weight of -2.
You win if you eliminate the King in Highgarden, the King on the Iron Throne, the Targaryen Dynasty, and any hostile neutrals.
This was THE_IRON_...KENYAN?.Dear Maester Aemon,
You are Sandor Clegane, called The Hound. You swear fealty to the King on the Iron Throne.
“A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he’ll look you straight in the face.”
You are the youngest member of House Clegane, a knightly house in service to the Lannisters. Your brother Gregor, the current head of the house, burned half your face as a child by forcing it into a fire, leaving you pathologically afraid of it. However, you are also a cruel and jaded warrior. You detest knights, and thus have never sought such a title.
Each night, you may reply to the host conversation with “Night X - Capture ALIAS”. You will imprison your target, who will be unable to post in the main game thread, complete actions, or be targeted until the end of the next night. You may not capture the same user on consecutive nights.
You win if you eliminate the King in the North, the King in the Narrow Sea, the Targaryen Dynasty, and any hostile neutrals.
Congratulations to the King of the Iron Islands and his followers for being the sole winners of the Mafia of the Five Kings!
Will post various postgamey things over the next day or so and will also be chatting on IRC.