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Plague von Karma

Banned deucer.
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ITT tell people how they can save millions while reading news articles that violate the EU's privacy laws in ridiculous ways

I swear these companies will sponsor anything with a pulse
 
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this post is sponsored by ExpressVPN! in today's day and age, we're spending lots of time online and there will be all sorts of fishy sites out there trying to steal your data and personal information, which is why you should be using a VPN, and there's no better VPN to use than ExpressVPN, as they've been rated the #1 most trusted VPN for over a decade now.

my favorite use for ExpressVPN is for streaming services like Netflix and Hulu that have regional restrictions on what shows you can want. since i'm from the United States, i won't be able to access popular shows like Rick and Morty and Friends, but by switching my location through ExpressVPN to the UK, i'll be able to access them whenever i want!

if you're interested in taking back your internet privacy today and staying secure when surfing the web, go to expressvpn.com/smogoff or use code "smogoff" at checkout to get 33% off of a three year plan! and once again, thanks so much to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this post.
 
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Admittedly, this isn't the best image edit I've ever posted. Whatever - it's being redesigned, so please excuse its look.

Hello smogoffers! Before we get into the 10:01 long post which has a title only tangentially related to the content, let's talk a bit about today's sponsor. Today's sponsor is SmogVPN!

Have you ever arrived at work, sat down in your cubicle, and opened Smogoff (the greatest forum on Earth), only to find that those dastardly IT guys have blocked you from accessing both www.smogon.com and play.pokemonshowdown.com? Like, seriously, what else are you supposed to be doing at your job?

Well, I have the solution for you! SmogVPN! SmogVPN hides your internet activity from employers only for smogon and pokemon showdown. It won't work for any other sites, but do you need any other sites?
SmogVPN hides your activity making it so that when the dastardly IT Guys look through your internet usage, every time they would see you browsing smogon or showdown, they instead see you browsing job search websites. They can't see smogon or showdown in your activity logs at all!

Here's a list of other claims we'll make about our service, but these ones are false: Will prevent you from getting computer viruses, won't consume extra bandwidth, will make you more intelligent, will get you better luck on ladder, will tell you winning lottery numbers.

Finally, pricing! SmogVPN has two plans, the free plan and the premium plan. With the free plan, you don't have to pay for the service, but SmogVPN will sell your data to literally anyone who asks for it. With the premium plan, you have to pay $10 a month for the service, but SmogVPN will only sell your data to advertisers from your home country!

Use code "IDIDITAGAIN" for 0.5% off the premium plan at smogon.com/smogvpn. Now onto the post!

POST ABOUT CRAZIEST MOMENTS YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE HAPPENED IN S8E15 MINUTE 3 OF POKEMON ANIME
 
Y’know what, screw it, time to make my own.

We interrupt this video to bring you the sponsor of today’s video. This video is being sponsored by SecureVPN. Are you tired of being spied on by IT people or your boss when you’re at work and you want to look at smogoff/other content that’s more fun than your job? Then you need to try SecureVPN today. SecureVPN hides your browsing habits from anyone snooping around in your history, so now they’ll only think you’ve been on relevant work sites. We have three plans available, which are bronze (only hides smogoff browsing, free), silver (hides all smogon browsing, $15 per month) and gold (hides all not work-related browsing, $20 a month). Check us out now at securevpn.com! Use code PRIVACY at checkout for 10% off your first month of usage for the silver or gold plans. Again, I’d like to give SecureVPN a big thank you for making this video possible.

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Alright, with that out of the way, back to the video.

THE 10 MOST EPIC POST FAILS OF ALL TIME! YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE FOLLOWING POSTS THE USERS THOUGHT WERE FUNNY! [GONE WRONG] [POLICE CALLED] [NOT CLICKBAIT] [READ DESCRIPTION]

(Obligatory legal text is backwards because reasons)
 
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