ITT You’re On a Road Trip With The Whole Entire Smogoff Community and I’m driving

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

(Sorry for poor resolution)
Hello, fellow shitposters. You might be wondering “How the fuck did I get here?” or “Where am I going?” Firstly, you got here because I kidnapped you in your sleep and I plan do to things to you you are a special member of the Smogoff community, and you deserved to be rewarded with a special road trip! Secondly, I plan to take you guys somewhere special. Bad news is, it’s about 2,750 miles away. But don’t worry, we will stop the bus at certain places to take a break.

Now, you are probably wondering, “what’s on this bus?” Well, there is also sanitized restrooms in the back of the bus. If you would like to get comfortable, just push the buttons on the bottom-left or right, depending on your position, and the seat will roll down. A variety of snacks will be served every hour, and Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner will be served at restaurants we stop at. Charging stations for your technology are located on the back of every seat.

Now with that said, let’s go! Enjoy the ride everyone!

 

[Plague von Karma]

AAAAAAAAAAA AGWD IS DRIVING GET ME OFF GET ME OFF I'M GONNA DIE

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

AAAAAAAAAAA AGWD IS DRIVING GET ME OFF GET ME OFF I'M GONNA DIE

Ma’am, please calm down. Sure, I may be 15, but some men in black suits from the government taught me how to drive you guys to the special place we are going to go to, so there is no need to worry about it. Just enjoy the ride and relax!​

 

[Snessy!]

who wants to watch borderline forever with me??/

 

[DuoM2]

hey guys wouldn’t it be funny if i got up and smashed the windshield for no reason

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

are we there yet

 

[Albatross]

You are not old enough for a drivers licence, we are going to be stopped by the poe lice

 

[Snessy!]

why do the cars behind us have flashing lights

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

You are not old enough for a drivers licence, we are going to be stopped by the poe lice

why do the cars behind us have flashing lights

Oh, no need to worry about them! I got permission from the government to drive you to somewhere special, and if I get stopped by the police, they can’t do anything once I show them my special drivers license from the government with says I have permission to drive!

Besides that, some snacks are coming in a few minutes, so stay tuned for them!​

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

Oh, lookie here! Snacks have arrived! Looks like we have...


Spicy Cheetos Puffs


Cheez-Its: Extra Cheesy

and last but not least...


Doritos: Spicy Nacho

If you mouth gets to hot for you to handle, there is always water you can get from the back! And to those lactose-intolerant, I hope you packed some snacks for yourself. Enjoy!​

 

[Albatross]

Where the fuck are the Babybels???????????? I swear to all that is holy if you do not provide complementary Babybels I will actually rage out

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

Where the fuck are the Babybels???????????? I swear to all that is holy if you do not provide complementary Babybels I will actually rage out

Can’t believe I have to do this...*throw*

Here you go, woman. Hope you caught it, you little duck.
She’s lucky I’m in a good mood today...

If anyone else wants something by their personal request, please ask politely and I’ll tried to get it fulfilled quickly.​

 

[Ivy]

I would ride with him

 

[Snessy!]

lets do an icebreaker!! everybody say your credit card number,, the three wacky numbers on the back, and the expiration date! it'll be fun!!

 

[LordThemberchaud]

Why take bus when you can float?

 

[Hyperspace12]

I, too, will ask for Babybel cheeses but then refuse and complain when I realize they aren't Babybel Lights.

 

[az]

cool kids are on the back row of five seats acting up!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BP]

God, I wish he were driving

 

[Dorron]

I only wish you are driving a Bustiodon (can anybody pls do an edit?)

 

[Snessy!]

row 8 gang row 8 gang

 

[Regic Boat]

well, funny boat man is about to play the funny music.
get ready bus!

 

[Snessy!]

well, funny boat man is about to play the funny music.
get ready bus!

the one that started it all,.

 

[Gekokeso]

Seeing as this is a thread made by A Golden Waddle Dee were are never going to arrive

 

[Albatross]

I, too, will ask for Babybel cheeses but then refuse and complain when I realize they aren't Babybel Lights.

Horrible, if we ever meet in real life I will eat your firstborn child

 

[Fusion Flare]

Decided to take a picture on the journey!

Haha...looks great, right?

I still have no idea where we're going.