Smogon Discord Quote Database

[ash601]

 

[cookie]

 

[ash601]

as someone who loved the McDonald’s snack wraps as a kid I need to know: does this make me immune to covid or does it accelerate my death

is this a positive endgame or a negative one

 

[Snessy!]

 

[Zodiax]

Its very rare that a story has me in tears before knowing everything, MajorBowman's influence

Jake has a bad day

Zod — Today at 4:34 AM
now
tell me your story
MajorBowman — Today at 4:35 AM
ok so
i was going to go to a pro hockey game tonight
Zod — Today at 4:35 AM
my tea is ready
oh right
good start already
MajorBowman — Today at 4:36 AM
my friend offered to pick me up since i was semi on his way
so he grabs me and we start driving downtown to the arena
there's awful traffic on the highway so we're doing a lot of starting and stopping
plus this guy is a bit of an erratic driver so that doesn't help lol
i start feeling carsick
Zod — Today at 4:36 AM
oh no
MajorBowman — Today at 4:37 AM
i thought i was going to be alright, i was breathing deeply and it felt like it was subsiding
but i was mistaken
Zod — Today at 4:37 AM
im already cackling
MajorBowman — Today at 4:37 AM
it gets better don't worry
i ended up taking my hoodie off once i started feeling bad in case i needed something to keep my dinner from getting all over his car
and let's just say the hoodie served said purpose
Zod — Today at 4:38 AM
crying
MajorBowman — Today at 4:38 AM
he pulled off the highway and we stopped at a gas station
and the bathroom was fucking closed
so i couldn't try to clean off my face
i ended up just tossing the hoodie into the garbage and telling him to go to the game without me and i'd uber home
then after he left i realized i didn't have a mask on me and that uber still requires masks
so i walked a block to a drug store to buy a mask and called my uber
only for the uber driver to be
1) not wearing a mask
2) playing christian worship music on the radio
Zod — Today at 4:39 AM
i am crying
sorry i cannot reply quickly
MajorBowman — Today at 4:40 AM
lmfao
Zod — Today at 4:40 AM
i am literally in stitches
MajorBowman — Today at 4:40 AM
want to know the best part
Zod — Today at 4:40 AM
omg tell me
MajorBowman — Today at 4:40 AM
the guy that picked me up was my ex and this was the first time i had seen him without other people around since we broke up
Zod — Today at 4:40 AM
oh no oh no oh no
MajorBowman — Today at 4:41 AM
hahaha
Zod — Today at 4:41 AM
i cried a bit
like a solid 4 tears

 

[MajorBowman]

 

[cityscapes]

context: ai-generated artwork

anaconja — Today at 10:36 PM
do you have a cool name for this

aCasualMemeLord — Today at 10:39 PM
hmm
idk

anaconja — Today at 10:39 PM
youll never guess what i put as the prompt

aCasualMemeLord — Today at 10:40 PM
i wont yeah
so tell me

anaconja — Today at 10:40 PM
Genshin Impact

aCasualMemeLord — Today at 10:40 PM
.

 

[Plague von Karma]

Love my server

 

[Haok]

 

[Anna says hi]

i have no idea when this happened or why i screenshotted this but it's been sitting on my desktop for years

e: also found this:

massive

 

[Plague von Karma]

 

[Plague von Karma]

 

[az]

whenever i view loss i take a minute to think of all moms and would-be moms

 

[az]

lol

 

[antemortem]

the duality of man

 

[az]

user of slack = faint

(desired img:

)

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

hey look ma i'm on the telly

 

[Plague von Karma]

what the fuck is wrong with my server

 

[gali]

 

[Fishy]

Yes, I'm gay. So what? Grow up.

 

[cookie]

 

[az]

 

[az]

 

[monkfish]

this log makes more sense when you know that Penis Ricardo is BP

 

[Sijih]

this log makes more sense when you know that Penis Ricardo is BP

yeah and im sijih. just to clarify