I believe it's time to bring this thread back. I fucked up my sleep schedule, as I often do, with a early afternoon nap that ended with me waking up at like 8 PM... I fell asleep while shiny hunting Arceus in BDSP (first time I've ever specifically shiny hunted a legendary actually lol). On the bright side, I had a rather wacky dream!
Anyways, in this dream, I was living in a big city. Pokemon Scarlet and Violet were about to come out, but I had no money. So I look in the classified ads, whose mascot was a regional Trubbish variant that was full of money. I find a job listing, saying "do religious work for 1 day, get 100$". Very suspicious amount, but I need that money!
It's on the top of a skyscrapper. For some reason, I climb up it instead of going inside like a normal person. It's on top of this skyscraper that I see my client.. it's none other than ARCEUS!
But it's not Arceus as you know it. Arceus's head was bald! It then explains to me that, BDSP and Legends aren't good paychecks, it needed that sweet Galar money it was denied because of dexit. So, to make ends meet, Arceus has resorted to using its dvine powers to cook "Mystical Meth". In real life, disregarding the whole "wait Arceus is real???", I think I would have been pretty freaked out, but this is a dream so I'm just like "yeah sure I want the money."
Arceus uses some sort of power to make this bizarrely ancient civilization looking meth lab materialize, but there's an issue: there's a crazed White Kyurem flying in the sky with bugged out eyes. It screams "I NEED MY FIX YOU FUCKING FARCE", uses Fusion Flare, and the entire skyscraper explodes. It was one of those moments where I just immediately wake up upon a crazy ass thing happening in a dream.
The moral of this story is probably: never get a Kyurem hooked on drugs!
Anyways, in this dream, I was living in a big city. Pokemon Scarlet and Violet were about to come out, but I had no money. So I look in the classified ads, whose mascot was a regional Trubbish variant that was full of money. I find a job listing, saying "do religious work for 1 day, get 100$". Very suspicious amount, but I need that money!
It's on the top of a skyscrapper. For some reason, I climb up it instead of going inside like a normal person. It's on top of this skyscraper that I see my client.. it's none other than ARCEUS!
But it's not Arceus as you know it. Arceus's head was bald! It then explains to me that, BDSP and Legends aren't good paychecks, it needed that sweet Galar money it was denied because of dexit. So, to make ends meet, Arceus has resorted to using its dvine powers to cook "Mystical Meth". In real life, disregarding the whole "wait Arceus is real???", I think I would have been pretty freaked out, but this is a dream so I'm just like "yeah sure I want the money."
Arceus uses some sort of power to make this bizarrely ancient civilization looking meth lab materialize, but there's an issue: there's a crazed White Kyurem flying in the sky with bugged out eyes. It screams "I NEED MY FIX YOU FUCKING FARCE", uses Fusion Flare, and the entire skyscraper explodes. It was one of those moments where I just immediately wake up upon a crazy ass thing happening in a dream.
The moral of this story is probably: never get a Kyurem hooked on drugs!