In english class today, we were shown a bunch of articles regarding cellphones and teens usage of them. And among them was this beauty.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6449671/
This article, from a licensed medical professional, had me laughing out loud before the article even started. the sub-header read as follows:
“These days we have Smartphones, Smart cars, Smartboards, Smart everything, but consider this: if the technology is getting smarter, does that mean humans are getting dumber?”
This sounds like something a fourth-grader would write. This medical professional, unironically used wordplay as an opening argument for her article. The doctor in question? Rebecca McNutt. You can't make this up. I was hysterical. This sounds like a parody written by someone in their early teens. And the article continues to make the writer look stupid. In the second paragraph, there is a typo. and not even a minor one. It is one that makes the sentence unintelligible.
People spend their time more likely on social media, do business emails, academic search, finding answers to questions, and playing games.
This person is on a mission to end their career, and shes on world record pace.
I read more, and it gets even better!
Not only are there more incoherent sentences, but in the third paragraph, we are treated with this sentence:
"Salvatore Insiga, a neurosurgeon at Northwell Health's Neuroscience Institute in Manhasset, New York, considered that nonetheless that there is no solid proof between cell phone radiation and tumor risk but the possibility still exists."
Cancer was not mentioned in the article prior to this. There was no lead up. McNutt just decided to put in her article a baseless claim that smartphones might cause cancer. Rebecca McNutt, MD, Clinical Assistant Professor of Emergency Medicine, Emergency Department Attending Physician, Off-Service Residency Evaluation Coordinator, Mercy Site Director made a baseless claim that cellphones cause cancer. This is a professional, who got degrees in Emergency Medicine from the University of Pittsburgh, Medicine from Yale University School of Medicine Mechanical Engineering from George Washington University, and Engineering Mechanics from the United States Air Force Academy. I've seen conspiracy theories with more evidence than this article.