Unpopular opinions

Uhhhhh so this isn't a one-liner: a decent chunk of the Unova Pokédex is kind of lame? And I don't mean easy targets like Garbador, I mean the Pokémon that are clearly stand-ins for "staple" roles (e.g. Pidove as the generational Pidgey equivalent) and their overall battle prowess. This is a problem with early game BW in particular, and it feels extra bland to me for some reason because of it.
Yeah, I'm inclined to agree there. Unova has a lot of my favourite lines, but they're all later on. The early-game, with a few exceptions (hi Excadrill) is mostly junkmons with little in the way of interesting or useful kits.
Yeah, the early game had done a bad first impression when it comes to concept and design, but mechanic-wise, it’s necessary that they aren’t top tier materials so that it would not completely power crept the four past regions… of which there were no Pokémon from those regions back in BW.

If most of the early game Pokémon physical design aren’t so bad, Unova‘s Pokédex as a whole would have a much less divisive reception.
Yes, yes, and YES.
Generation V gave us a bunch of fan-favorites. Chandelure is perhaps the biggest one, but there's also Scolipede, Archeops, Golurk, Sawsbuck, Scrafty, Cofagrigus, the Joltik line, Zebstrika, Haxorus, Bisharp, Braviary, Hydreigon, Volcarona, the Swords of Justice... and several more I might have missed here.
The problem is that the early game of BWB2W2 puts the spotlight on significantly less popular Pokémon:
  1. The Fire and Water Starters are very divisive,
  2. The Pidove line is very lame,
  3. The Patrat line is also lame,
  4. The elemental monkeys are among the least popular Pokémon ever,
  5. Conkeldurr is ugly,
  6. Woobat, more like Who?-bat!
blah blah Gen 5 ugly
Sadly still better than Gen 4
I really hate Gen 4/5 trees. Especially 4s
Ruby and Sapphire have the worst trees in the series, without doubt.
More fangames should use Gen III-style sprites, QuentinQuonce is wrong, don't listen to this fellow ever again. I'm joking, okay?
You know what
All Pokemon has worst trees
Well not all, but GF's environmental design is lacking most games
Game Freak should acknowledge Galar's ugly tree as not just a meme, but an in-universe phenomenon with dozens of Tourists staring at it and taking pictures.
And speaking of memes, penile jokes about Wiglett are 100% funny, change my fucking mind.:wiglett:wiggle wiggle:wiglett:
 
I think all we’re seeing here is Pokemon players like dinos more than robots. Which makes a lot of sense considering the name of the game is catching weird and wonderful creatures.
imagine liking dinos or robots

both suck, and that's my hot take

dinosaurs are just ugly and i dont want to see them

this also goes for traditional "dragon" designs they are also ugly, and the more the dragon-type goes from boring traditional dragon design to cooler things the more i like them

a lot of "cool" pokemon like gyarados aren't cool they're just ugly.

cool pokemon in general are worth less than cute pokemon anyways to me
 
imagine liking dinos or robots

both suck, and that's my hot take

dinosaurs are just ugly and i dont want to see them

this also goes for traditional "dragon" designs they are also ugly, and the more the dragon-type goes from boring traditional dragon design to cooler things the more i like them

a lot of "cool" pokemon like gyarados aren't cool they're just ugly.

cool pokemon in general are worth less than cute pokemon anyways to me
See, my thing is that I consider there to be a lot of overlap between the cute mons and the robots. Mons I consider to be cute are heavily weighted towards inorganic Steels and Ghosts, including Magnemite, Beldum, Bronzor, Golett, Honedge, and Revavroom.
 
cute pkmn are lame and merchbait, cool pokemon are lame and merchbait

weirdo pokemon sweep
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"weird" pokemon are often some of the most marketable, they often are fan favorites and sell out
 
most of these arent even barely weird, theyre just Guys and actually pretty cute. Im talking about bruxish, dhelmise, crabominable
those are definitely weird pokemon, they're derpy. most people would in fact consider pokemon like slowpoke and quagsire as CERTIFIED "silly" and weird, internet mons i think

of the mons you list, bruxish is deliberately ugly, dhelmise is just cool, crabominable is just derpy and hot take is kinda cute
 
those are definitely weird pokemon, they're derpy. most people would in fact consider pokemon like slowpoke and quagsire as CERTIFIED "silly" and weird, internet mons i think

theres a difference between being silly and just a weirdo. ditto, slowpoke and quagsire arent following normal cute/cool design rules but theyre still being made to be appealing and are pretty weak on the weirdo factor. ditto is kinda just a blob and not really anything, mostly marketed because adding two dot eyes and a big smile on other pokemon is goofy cute, but it itself doesnt have a lot of merch which is kinda funny

bruxish isnt deliberatedly ugly tbh, its honestly top 5 character designs in the entire gen. a weirdo mon can still be cool and cute but its in their weirdoness (which many non cool mons have, and some cool mons lack), crabominable is a certified weirdo and i feel like fans are pretty explicit on that.

I think being a weirdo mon is good, it gives the design a lot more flavor than most designs and they have their own charm and cuteness/coolness to me, and I dont really see them as ugly.
 
Back in the Mystery Dungeon brainrot and I have this weird thought...

Explorers of Sky, great game but, why is it called "Sky"? What does the sky has to do with the game? Explorers of Time and Darkness fits because it's a tale that involves these two things, but not the sky. The prev game involves it in the last act at the Sky Tower, but in this game, the only sky related thing in the story is...a postgame Shaymin sidequest with no relevance in the plot. I suppose bc Shaymin was new content for Sky (absent in T/D), but it's still kind of a weird choice of the game's title.
 
Speaking of Ditto, not a fan how most fans acted like ALL Ditto are flawed like Duplica's Ditto. Even then near end of ep it stops transforming with the eyes
Sadly both Mystery Dungeon, Merch, and post Gen 7 anime keep reffing it like it's a norm for all. Even dex entries suddenly spouted that late 7
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We went from "perfect unless laughing or faulty memory" to "nah, it's not perfect even in plain sight"

Incidentally, fans don't remember the other ditto Duplica had whose issue was
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Speaking of Ditto, not a fan how most fans acted like ALL Ditto are flawed like Duplica's Ditto. Even then near end of ep it stops transforming with the eyes
Sadly both Mystery Dungeon, Merch, and post Gen 7 anime keep reffing it like it's a norm for all. Even dex entries suddenly spouted that late 7
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We went from "perfect unless laughing or faulty memory" to "nah, it's not perfect even in plain sight"

Incidentally, fans don't remember the other ditto Duplica had whose issue was
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tbf the duplica ditto is objectively funny and arguably shouldn't be a flaw

e: also the "near perfect" could very well be referring to the HP stat, which is not copied with transform
 
Interestingly there was a plot point in the recent detective pikachu game about this whole Ditto thing
Where detective Pikachu, and several other Pokémon, were framed for a crime, and a major piece of evidence was a picture of detective pikachu not having his stripes on its back because the ditto in question didn’t see it on D.Pikachus picture it was shown.
 
Speaking of Ditto, not a fan how most fans acted like ALL Ditto are flawed like Duplica's Ditto. Even then near end of ep it stops transforming with the eyes
Sadly both Mystery Dungeon, Merch, and post Gen 7 anime keep reffing it like it's a norm for all. Even dex entries suddenly spouted that late 7
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We went from "perfect unless laughing or faulty memory" to "nah, it's not perfect even in plain sight"

Incidentally, fans don't remember the other ditto Duplica had whose issue was
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Glad to see the Detective Pikachu movie using a Ditto whose transforming capabilities are near perfect.
 
most covers of diamond and pearl music sucks

and trying to make sinnoh the "lofi and chill" region? fuck you. that's johto. johto also has better music in general

sinnoh also just sucks in general and its battle OST mostly sucks along with most of its route tracks being average

Diamond and Pearl are worse games than GSC and Platinum "fixes the game" by making it mid rather than actually bad

I can't wait until the nostalgia cycle goes further because there are so many actually underrated good games in the series waiting to be appreciated, rather than the most overrated generation ever. Praying on Sinnoh's downfall
 
most covers of diamond and pearl music sucks

and trying to make sinnoh the "lofi and chill" region? fuck you. that's johto. johto also has better music in general

sinnoh also just sucks in general and its battle OST mostly sucks along with most of its route tracks being average

Diamond and Pearl are worse games than GSC and Platinum "fixes the game" by making it mid rather than actually bad

I can't wait until the nostalgia cycle goes further because there are so many actually underrated good games in the series waiting to be appreciated, rather than the most overrated generation ever. Praying on Sinnoh's downfall
idk if gen 4 is worse than gen 2 but gen 4 is pretty fucking bad. I guarantee if HGSS didn't exist gen 4 would be as forgotten as gen 6 is
 
I think all the Hyper Beam clones should instead work like Blood Moon - 140 BP, 100 accuracy, but you can't use them twice in a row. Therefore you couldn't just slap on a choice item and spam them to your heart's content, but they would actually be useful competitively. Frenzy Plant, Blast Burn and Hydro Cannon should also work like Tera Blast - they become physical if your attack stat is higher. That would give just about all the starters a niche somewhere.

I would also like to see a Pokemon region based on Canada.
 
most covers of diamond and pearl music sucks

and trying to make sinnoh the "lofi and chill" region? fuck you. that's johto. johto also has better music in general

sinnoh also just sucks in general and its battle OST mostly sucks along with most of its route tracks being average

Diamond and Pearl are worse games than GSC and Platinum "fixes the game" by making it mid rather than actually bad

I can't wait until the nostalgia cycle goes further because there are so many actually underrated good games in the series waiting to be appreciated, rather than the most overrated generation ever. Praying on Sinnoh's downfall
idk if gen 4 is worse than gen 2 but gen 4 is pretty fucking bad. I guarantee if HGSS didn't exist gen 4 would be as forgotten as gen 6 is
Finally, some people freaking say it. The majority of BDSP’s problems as a remake come from flaws in the original games, and as nice as it was for Platinum to be an actually functional Sinnoh game, the only thing it really added back was the Battle Frontier at the end of the day, but even that’s a downgrade from its Emerald iteration. The Distortion World barely counts when upwards of 80% of the area is only accessible on the first visit anyways, and the PokéDex expansion wouldn’t have been a factor if Diamond & Pearl actually attempted to do its job.
 
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