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if the entire ost wasnt suddenly lost and ken penders wasnt such a fucking bitch about the IP, we would have a small but thriving Sonic Chronicles spinoff series right now, which might have been gaining enough steam by now to be called "Sonic's Mario & Luigi"

also the Gizoid plotline from Sonic Battle would continue :psycry::psycry::psycry:

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There's not a single good movie with Mark Wahlberg in it. Lovely Bones is close but I really don't like it

The way how Suzy is depicted as downright stupid at times and without agency because she's meant to be a victim, I really hate that. She's not depicted as a realistic, young girl, she's just a vessel for the role she's meant to play. And I deeply dislike how she has very little to no actual personality. Which applies to basically every character, Steven Tucci's character, as good as his acting is, it's so dumb and downright dangerous to depict a pedophile/murderer as the absolute most stereotypical stranger-danger caricarture there is

Heaven scenes are completely oversaturated and they are the very literal depiction of how anglo-saxon protestants imagine heaven. As some place that looks nice. It's very boring despite the, for the lack of a better term, "extreme" color choices

Following the Salmon family in how they deal with the brutal lose of their daughter seems interesting but none of these characters have any actual psychological depth. It's not interesting to see a character seem sad and upset when these emotions never go anywhere

I just can't like this movie. It's unfocused and underwritten. Everyone's a caricarture and a stereotype. The soundtrack tries soooo hard to be emotional but it seems like a simulacra of emotion

I heard of the book and the horrifying experiences the author had experienced that she covered in this book, the meaning a personal work about grief in a post 9/11 America had and the parts of it I have read were beautiful. I just hate how the movie turned out

Oh yeah and Mark Wahlberg sucks. He's dumb. He's not even hot
 
Volt-Ikazuchi said:
Nah, there was one where he was a sniper. That one was pretty enjoyable. I think it was called Shooter or something.

But yeah, Budget Matt Damon is kinda forgettable.
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budget Matt Damon is such a goated way to call him, damn

I also just read about his youth and what the fuck, I never knew of this. I always felt like his christian attitude was surface level and just a way for him to seem like he's a good guy, well I was right about that it seems
 
BOTW Enjoyer said:
whenever i see someone put ketchup on anything i dont approve
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im sure i have some hot takes people would lob to me (i dont eat outside when hungry but for example using ketchup) i do like ketchup on scrambled eggs.
i think my most controversial takes according to friends/ex's was "a lil maple syrup on sunny side up eggs to dip the toast into the yolk of once it bleeds a bit" lmao.
 
mc donalds makes hamburgers for people who dont like hamburgers. I would know, because thats where I go to eat hamburgers. and dont even get me started on their chicken nuggets. mc donalds is mid at best.
 
idk how people can like mcdonalds burgers over like any other fast food burger

like yeah even burger king like at least it tastes like a burger if it had 70% less flavor and was 30% smaller than the marketing made you imagine, even when you already thought you accounted for that being marketing

mcdonalds burgers, do not taste like burgers. it doesnt even taste like an imitation, it tastes like "McDonalds"

imo
 
Germany is soooo boring

Like nothing interesting happened there past post WW2 restructuring. You can't tell me that German reunification was interesting either. It's like the most boring country on the planet with worst internet "culture" imagineable
 
I am not saying that Titus Andronicus is some masterpiece, but I wouldn't hate on it so much. It's a story about how destructive and never-ending revenge can be. The movie also looks really cool
 
despite the classic smb 1-1 song being extremely iconic

i think the 1-2 aka underground theme is the most reused tune in mario history, like idt they've ever actually made like

another underground song

its always just a remix of 1-2, and I'd argue that the actual games themselves, not the brand as a whole but the games, have gotten drastically more value out of that one underground theme than they have 1-1

i mean seriously even the mario games that use like 99% new music have the underground theme in there

been playing mario wonder and it also uses that underground theme lmao
 
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