By "garbage" I meant IVs that aren't flawless. Most people on Smogon concern themselves with competitive IV spreads, but neither of the shinies have competitive spreads.
So to save the time of any readers, I just said the IVs were garbage instead of listing the IVs (which I don't know anyway).
They're legit shinies, they were probably RNG'd to be shinies and shinies alone, not competitive shinies. Sorry for the confusion.