I sexually Identify as a Tropical Fruit Stand. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of displaying ripe and juicy melons to passers-by at a modest price. People say to me that a person being a fruit stand is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. If you can't accept me you're a fruitophobe and need to check your sugary produce privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.