(start of a battle between me and some guy on ladder)
DO FOR LOVE: Lettuce begin
european lover: shut up
DO FOR LOVE: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
european lover: those puns are horrible
DO FOR LOVE: Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
DO FOR LOVE: She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.
european lover: oh my fucking god
european lover: shut UP
DO FOR LOVE: Feeling a little PEA-oh'd?
european lover: .......
DO FOR LOVE: potatoes