>be at the castle trying to destroy an absolute evil
>fighting with Romanian gypsies
>tear open the beast's coffin
>Yell ''Yo dis vampyr finna bout to get dabbed on''
>stab him with my big bowie knife
>gypsy plunges his sword into my back
>Hear professor van helsing suck in his teeth and say ''Y-you aight, texan?''
>Hear ''he cute'' from mina harker