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Are you saying you can catch me a Friend Safari Lampent? If so, I'll gladly take a female in a Luxury Ball. Don't worry about stats. Let me know if you want anything in return--my trade thread is out of date, but I have a LOT of LC breeds available (which I give away for free, for the record): https://goo.gl/brjcdk
I also just bred a Calm 31/2/31/31/31/31 Piplup in Gen IV (read: with Defog) if you want that.