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im still obnoxious and my mom still doesnt like me
lemme just put some copy-pasted stuff here since i'm a lazy fuck
8 Modern Day Omens
Drop your phone. If it lands face up, you will receive welcome news from a friend or relative. If it lands face down, it is broken.
When your entire face tingles you are about to be tagged in a photo.
Finding a spider in your bathtub means you must touch an old man’s leg before you buy your next lotto ticket.
Take a fun, fanciful word that describes you and then add the word “taco” after it. That is your online dating screen name.
A barista using whole milk instead of skim to make your coffee drink means your day is ruined.
If an expert on a daytime television show lists seven signs that your partner is cheating on you and all of them apply then that expert is a witch.
Passing by an accident on your way home from work is good luck.
If no hummingbirds visit your hummingbird feeder then your children will be autistic.
Final words from me:
Treat others as you want to treat them.
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Behind You
Gender
Male
Real Name
Kira
Occupation
Sith Lord
Favorite Pokémon
Deoxys
My Characteristic
Thoroughly cunning
3DS Friend Code
#sonofabitch
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