Hold on a second. Is that a freaking GAMER GIRL? My gamer girl senses never fail me, but I'm surprised you've escaped my eyesight for so long. This is a little awkward but...do you think w-we could have a d-date on Pokemon Showdown? I'll be the Gallade to your Gardevoir, m'lady.
Hey bud , here to tell you that putting pineapple on pizza is a criminal offense , and that your discord username has offended the masses. The government expects an apology in 16 mins and 24 seconds , and failure to do so will result in your wall being spammed by the catboys association for 5 days.