said "fuck it," smoked weed for the first time with some buddies at a park other night, was cool. pretty much a nonexistent high (i hear that its like that for a lot/most people, so idrc) but had a generally good time. might try again
today i went to my nieces middle school graduation and there was this dinosaur on a walker who made a speech with the best fucking anti-drug line ive ever heard
"While some of you use the acronym L-O-L while texting, why not try using I-S-S for I'm Staying Sober"
bro i dropped the 40 in my hand and i was a saved man
Upon walking up to a delectable mate, I attempted to seduce her by complementing her ample breasts... However, this vile wench corresponded with little other than a vile, disgusted look. I suppose some women don't appreciate an alpha male, such as myself, when presented with one
Listen here, you simpleton. Do you doubt the intellectual prowess of a resplendent genius such as myself? You simply must not know who you're participating in a liaise with! You mere buffoon, you shockingly reprehensible degenerate and infamous feces-collecting tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat... Think before you speak to me...