An interesting story told by my Physics teacher:
"My dear students, something funny happened with your Geography teacher. Once we were at a Catholic Church trip to a beach, and your teacher drank half of a Vodka bottle and, obviously, fall for 'coma'. Then, some friends and me brought his body to the beach, took out all his clothes, and put the white part of the egg in his ass. When he woke up, he screamed:
_ OMFG! I was raped!
Then I said:
- It was a Bigga Nigga. As people say, Drunken asses doesn't have owners."