Seems we've gotten quite a few NDRU dumps, might as well join in me thinks. Lot of them aren't usable anymore, thanks to bans / NDUU ladder being a fucking joke so. General rule of thumb; viability in NDRU basically boils down to vibes. Just about any degree of filth can work, some better than others. So you'll see some instances of anchors + shitmon of the hour. Like Stoutland sand.
vs Salmon Elephant (W)
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9nationaldexru-868701
https://pokepast.es/562801b4be676c05
First weeks order of business was as follows: Push the Registeel Agenda, and spam broken thundurus till I inevitably can't anymore. I played broken okidogi like ass, but Thundurus put in raptors kawhi leonard numbers. Cooked shocks, cooked bike, cooked dogi, cooked enamorus too shit. Registeel was also a star, I thought Aggron was highly overrated, and registeel being an Aggron Jr. with no mega investment was massive. Helped a ton vs Enam since that shit was specs. Aggron would've melted! Use registeel more, he's nice.
vs God's Hand Flampoke (W)
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9nationaldexru-870200
https://pokepast.es/8b118b7be142b6cc
Now I entered the realm of Okidogi cope, trying to check it with something that isn't named Gligar, and this path lead me to Mr. Sand Castle. Mon kinda blows and it instantly got toxic touched on its first entry. Really, this game was shit my poor absol got thrown into a Gunk. But Latias managed to do the lords work, even when the Lord favored Flam on my poor fucking Empoleon. I liked the Oomfiepon Hazard stack angle, not a huge amount to say.
vs Micaiah (W)
https://pokepast.es/0d016e8b8fbe1935
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9nationaldexru-871977?p2
Need I Say More? Really, Arctozolt hail is nothing new, but I thought double stacking it with big vish was a fun idea and Hail teams can fit the slot. Tinkered with the item alot but chose Darkinium Crunch for Slowking, which paid out in spades. Especially since their Slowking was Electrium-Zap cannon and blew my Starmie's brains out. Arctovish went absolutely insane, and despite 2 high rolls on Atales in a row, still managed to win. I think starmie > slowking is amazing hazard control in the mega aggron blissey tier, and opens crobat up for Super Fang Taunt sets, which are by far the best.
vs LB (L)
https://pokepast.es/8ee5acd6eb5fc488
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9nationaldexru-874145
Unfortunately, this is where I got lost in the sauce. DD Mega Steelix? Stoutland Sand? I was off my meds. I saw hail do the type of numbers it did and said it was Time For Sand To Do Work. Sadly, work it did not. Slither wing beat the breaks off of me, threw me in behind and applebees and had its way, tragic stuff. Ironically, If Bolt beak got a worse roll on Eleki game woulda been mine. Sadly, it died to sand and Slither is faster than +1 lix. Not much to say, I overcooked here. This was also the first weeks of Okidogi/Thundurus being gone, and you could tell.
vs Runo (W)
https://pokepast.es/b42e97b5a5c024ca
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9nationaldexru-876633
This time, I had Runo. Last time I played Runo in ND, he fucking TRIPLE STALLED me in bo3. While I adored those games, The Bastard Needed To Pay. Stallbreaker Mega Pidgeot beat the breaks off of him last time, I'd get it again. However, Pidgeot didn't need to do a thing; Sinistcha did what it did best, and be an annoying piece of shit. After he gave me a toxic on Togekiss, I knew Sinistcha was bound to win. Not much to really say, Sinistcha just did what Sinistcha does. Put Krookodile on the lineup mostly for scout diversification purposes, I never really use him despite how solid he is. Unfortunately, next week my joy and wonderment will take a hit. As the scourge of all things fun, Blissey drops back to NDRU.
vs MrFraud (L)
https://pokepast.es/efaa72c81ec6a427
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9nationaldexru-879194
LMFAOOO. Real af. But yeah, as he said, Mega Slowbro would cook my shit in the long game. So I purposefully chucked Cobalion into scalds to bait a confident burn, and blast it with Steelium. That, comnbined with aggressive play w Diggersby/Gallade should win the game... in theory. Unfortunately, Aqua cutter sucks ass and when I saw 33% on a Gligar my heart sank. Originally a cocky meme pick for Mega Camerupt; A mon this guy actually considered bringing btw. Runo did too apparently??? Either way, I think I played it just about as optimally as I could, but Aqua cutter not critting a single time nor getting a critical Gligar roll made killing Gligar/Blissey in the endgame untenable. Qwilfish is a fun mon btw, slither check that sets up spikes and pivots is mad nice.
vs Jawabrat (L)
https://pokepast.es/03b7b0a13281ac3e
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9nationaldexru-880066
Team was already qualified this week, so memes were completely on the table. No thought process here. Fastest Mon Staraptor? Cobalion check thoughts and prayers? You bet. Custap Dbond Weezy-G is a funny ass set, and custap boom lax is even funnier. Running CB Tyrantrum CB Meta into Cobalion is possibly the single worst case scenario, but oh well idc lmao.
vs Micaiah (W)
https://pokepast.es/e5d9f1949b460488
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9nationaldexru-883158
This week, running it vs Micaiah I had 2 forefront memories. 1: If this man can load blissey, he will. 2: He's one of the freaks of nature who likes scarf slither wing. I knew I wanted a mon that'd HUMILIATE blissey, and subcm Chandelure was what I chose. That, and I remembered I'd
never used Blissey + Mega Aggron before, so I figured I'd brush that off for myself. Groundium Donphan topped off the build nicely, didn't have a Z pick and Donphans item is usually free. In the game, I saw most of what I wanted, Tentacruel aside. Priority 1 was getting rid of that thing, and getting Chandy in front of Blissey for free hits. I got what I wanted pmuch all game, and just comfortably won. Scouting scarf slither w Donny was flames btw I deserve a Pulitzer prive for that.
Overall this tour was a blast. If I was playing NDOU, I'd probably have had way less fun than I did this go around. 5-3 is a solid record especially when that includes week 7 trolling. Shoutouts to
Isza for letting me slot here instead of fuckass OU. I like NDOU but man, there's something particularly fun about loading nonsense in NDRU. Hopefully, we get the ring properly next time.