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Sorry, UU RPG Hosts. I'm not even angry over you right now. I bear no grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now. "Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the larpiest one". However, even in the larp clan only a scant few know about this. Take the amplified hype and the reversal of true reality, then combine those two different expressions of imagination to create and push out imaginary mass. Imaginary technique... Infinite Larp.
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It was clear from the start that whatever I was given as my quest was stupid. I mean, really? I have to travel to ALL NINE of the kingdoms AND win a battle in their colosseum? This was borderline ridiculous, I haven’t ever gone to the kingdoms post the “No-Fairies” barrier. Many other people were given this quest, but I feel like I have a great advantage here. My current home has the “Phenac colosseum”, contrary to every other kingdom which was split into generations. The Phenac was wild, split into 4 corners. One with deities like Arceus and Palkia fighting off, and then right across that was literal baby Pokemon fighting. BABIES! You are telling me that people also decided these babies were weak?? What do the strong ones look like?? The other corners weren’t any better, one with the elusive doubles format, and then the last of the 4 corners had level 50 Pokemon with item clause? Anyway, I won my battle there, so I set off to the Scarlet Kingdom. It would be hard to win, I am very broke, but at each kingdom I could buy rental Pokemon to use to fight in the colosseum, so I had to split up the money smartly.

The Scarlet kingdom was fairly simple, everything was relatively cheap. Unfortunately, it is hard for me to say “no” so I went ahead and bought fifteen Pokemon. I won thankfully, turns out Latios is a war criminal down here, and I went to the Sword kingdom. He also asked me if it was possible to tell his sister that he accidentally lost her Poke dollars, which was weird because I didn’t think planes could use money but I guess I know nothing. However, it seems down there pure chaos was happening, because actual war criminals broke free of the jail. One of them was Aegislash, who was hurt in the alley. I hadn’t finished my lunch, so I gave him my leftovers. He was thankful so he went to the colosseum with me, and when I needed a Substitute, he went in and used his Toxic mood to bully everyone there. Onto the Sun kingdom, I was immediately asked “Queen Latias or King Scizor.” Apparently, in the past, too many people would flock to them, causing them to be overwhelmed so now visitors could only choose one. I chose Latias because I had something to tell her, and she wasn’t pleased, but she thanked me for telling her and offered to help me in the colosseum, where King Scizor was present. I thought we would lose, but when Latias checked her bank account, she was in a bit of debt, and that caused her to be angry and it manifested into a Hidden Power Fire and knocked out Scizor. I ran out of there because I didn’t want to deal with anything, straight to the Omega Ruby kingdom. They were selling Mega Pokemon in a dealership, so I took Mega Aerodactyl because it looked cool, and it turns out so did my opponent, and we just threw Stone Edges at each other, which I won because luck is a skill and I am very skilled.

Before I went to the Black kingdom, I first had to give up my ability to use Fairy-type Pokemon, which was no problem to me. I thought this wasn’t so bad, until I realized the colosseum was in the middle of a big castle. I was very shocked, but then I heard giggling from a distance and saw the Pokemon Mew laughing at my misfortune, and it offered to help me for some money, which I agreed to. It needed the money because her friend accidentally gambled her money away, and she needed to get it back somehow. Turns out, this castle belonged to a villain, and his castle was overtaken by other villains. It was a very confusing dynamic, and instead of figuring out who I should help, I just beat up the first guy I saw and I went to the Diamond kingdom. Apparently here you had to use a type of card called Yu-Ge-Oh to pull what mons you would get. I wasn’t complaining, it was free. When I pulled my card, I felt a lingering presence above me which was Palkia, who I was very happy to see because I used that guy quite a bit in the Phenac, and when my opponent saw, they passed out on the spot due to shock, and I was given the win. When I went to the Ruby kingdom, I was trying to figure out where the colosseum was, when the mythical Pokemon Celebi came to me, said ‘Hi!”, and teleported me to a different timeline, one where many Pokemon were locked up in cages. “The higher ups locked up so many Pokemon in here, please I need your help to release them,” said Celebi. I was given Typhlosion, Weezing, and Miltank, not that I had a preference. “Before I teleport you to the colosseum, I need some money because I accidentally gambled my friend’s money away,” Celebi said sheepishly. I gave her the money because at this point I just wanted to be done, and I went to the colosseum where my Miltank literally could not die because it kept Milk Drinking, and onto the Gold kingdom I went. I had decided that since I had quite some money left, I could spend it a little selfishly. I was actually given a free Nidoqueen as part of a promotion. When navigating the battlefield, it was covered in a shadow, so I used Lanturn to help guide us, where I met a friend to help us. It was just the two of us in the colosseum, so we got very confused. Suddenly, the shadow became more apparent, and a distorted version of Lugia arrived on the field. My body started moving without me wanting to, and I had to fight my new friend, in which I eventually won. When the shadow disappeared, I was going to help my friend up, but I realized I lived in the United States where there was no health insurance, so I sprinted to the final colosseum, the Red Colosseum. When I arrived, I was given the option to go down three paths. I wasn’t so sure what to choose, but then a Jolteon snatched my wallet and ran down, towards the left. “Hey wait!” I exclaimed, and I followed it until it got tired. When I opened my wallet, it was empty because I hadn’t realized everything spilled out. I was going to backtrack to get my money back, but then a gate closed behind me, and then I realized I had accidentally gone into the colosseum. Thankfully, there was a very awesome dude called Goldmason, who saw what had happened, and offered to compensate me by giving me Pokemon, which I agreed to because I had only this colosseum. This colosseum was a best of three, and after some very close matches, the Jolteon that had snatched my wallet got a nasty critical hit, which secured the game.
 
This Journal entry was found, preserved, and submitted by the Tactics Kyogre to aid in the research hoping to answer the question: What is the UU Summer RPG, Really?

JOURNAL ENTRY 4:
A few weeks ago I woke up in a strange land. I don't know how I got there, nor do I really know who I am. The first thing I did know was that time seemed to be... wrong. Generations blended together, technology that came from the distant past as well as devices I could not wrap my head around co-existed, but this group of people I had stumbled into understood it all perfectly. The focus appeared to be these monsters I would soon learn to call Pokemon, who's powers allowed this clan to take a stand against enemy forces. They told me to be their captain, I did not know what this meant. But a voice in my head told me that it was my purpose in this world, to be a leader despite my fear. When I arrived, the situation was dire. One of the kingdoms leaders had mysteriously disappeared, leaving them without the proper tools to develop the different combat techniques we would need to perfect alongside our Pokemon, with many Pokemon that would be critical to our journey beyond locked beyond our grasp, dependent on the kingdoms ability to manage its resources across factions to allow its ranks to expand, and with it hopefully the chances of success. Out of all the options available to me, I found myself resonating with the lesser gods that had aligned themselves with my newfound allies, ones who's power may not match those of the world's creators, but would be able to fulfill my needs in combat. Maybe, just maybe if I was able to fulfill my purpose, these same gods would help me one day return home.

But as I soon learned, a leader cannot simply focus on her own battles, she must take into consideration the needs of my army, and so after consulting with my fellow leaders and some members of a nearby village who would offer their guidance, we decided that everyone must begin questing for resources and allies, leaders included. The combat techniques of this clan varied, ranging from fierce headlong combat to duels held in a colosseum that are part of a larger festival, which is where my personal excursions in combat have been taking place so far. As many of our soldiers had vastly different combat styles from a variety of ages, we would need to learn how to best support them and their own Pokemon. I quickly began to learn the ways of these forms of combat, such as the power that a Weavile hailing from the kingdom of Queen Tinkerton in Paldea could provide after our early attempts at duels went poorly. The Hoenn regional techniques fascinated me as there appeared to be two distinct eras of combat styles, one which we were able to recruit beasts like Weezing and Lapras to learn, but the more modern approach for the time being has not required much questing, leading me to have great confidence in a knight named Sablo whos prowess has been without match so far. Our success in the ways of Johto and Alola seems to in part focus on worship, where a lone Smeargle was our key to discovering more allies in a quest to please Lugia, and the ways of ancient Alola have us fighting alongside our chosen deity of Scizor. I feared more then anywhere else that failures here would place a curse on our effort, but it seems they both respect effort and dedication just as much as success. My time in their presense and discussing with their chosen representatives has convinced me of this, maybe there is a way to win whatever this is despite any pitfalls we may encounter. I can only hope...

Some journeys have required more dedication however, as I learned that to master the oldest forms of combat one of our soldiers would need to be accompanied on the way of the Jolteon. This held the potential for many powerful allies in our future, but it became clear that the path we took would limit our options. So far this has not lead us astray, but I can't help but wonder if we may have lost something along the way. Finally, there was the ways passed down from the Galar tradition, where it seems our goal is not just to master the old ways but re-invent it into something new, that suits our own personal styles. I've learned that the history of Galar centers around Heroes of old, and as I settle into my new place I feel that my allies represent that. We are all heroes, fighting for our place in the world. The difference is, they know their place. I still find myself questioning what it means to be a part of this world, and worry it could interfere with my ability to be a strong captain... It matters not however, because my path is still clear. I must help lead these people I have allied with, if not for trying to find a way back home (wherever that is), I do it to help fight for their future. A future where these monsters known as Pokemon don't just have to fight alongside us, but where this conflict is over and they can build a paradise for both humans and Pokemon. I still have much to learn, as the magical ways hailing from Sinnoh still elude me and our attempts in retaking our castle in the Unova region have proved rather futile despite our best efforts. However, I know that as long as I continue to try my best we can still emerge victorious, and one day I can find my way back home. Though if I can't do that, I hope that I can still make a home worth caring for with my allies in the Tactic's Kyogre.
 
RetroAchievements was extra useful this once. Claiming "the master emerald class"
 

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claiming this ribbon quest for staryus, advice for everyone, DO NOT DO SMART (I learnt the hard way)
 

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Thanks to this cursed technique, i can now manipulate Tutorial NPC's and finally commence the UU RPG Games after 1000 years of planning.

(someone with a menacing aura speaking from the shadows)
"So what is your plan again?"
Kenjaku: "Err its too complicated, there are 9 districts spread over japan with their unique properties. With such powerful Tutorial NPC's under my control i will use them to construct these districts and .... (kenjaku starts yapping about all districts)"

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(rpg games commence)

(somewhere distant)
Hey! my name is BigFatKogane. You are selected to participate in UU Summer RPG, there are 9 districts across Japan. You need to be a part of a team and enter one district of your choice. You must play or else you will die. (BigFatKogame also yaps about districts like Kenjaku)
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(map of uu srpg games)



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ahh... it leaves me with no choice huh.
i need to win these games and stop kenny's evil plans, but i cant do this alone... I'll join :volcarona: Trigger.

So Scaldy and his teammates joined the UU RPG with a clear goal of winning and stop everyone else and their intentions.

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(with this chapter i succesfully have ownership right over all uu srpg stories and can change things as per my liking)
With the team set in place we needed leaders naturally. So the team chose 3 Special Grades Heatranator, Cam, Mielke as leaders.

Scaldy: "I think the orchestrator of UU RPG has an ability called NPC Manipulation because thats why he is able to control Tuts and Bosses"
(everyone agrees)

Heatranator: So every team is sending only some players for battle and keeping others as reinforcements, i think we will follow the same. I will tell the district name and The person whos interested tell me if you want to enter.

District 1: Jolteons RBY Journey
Theycallmephil says: Definetly i should go there, since District 1 belongs to the teams Number 1. So she enters the district but whaat.. the whole area is under Bill's Domain and everyone has turned into a Jolteon variant.

District 2: Lugia GSC UU
Heatranator : Shadow Lugia might be too much work for you all. But i can handle it easily, so leave this to me.

District 3: ADV UU
mielke steps forward and says: I have advanced knowledge and experience in ADV.
yay

District 4: DPP UU-Gi-Oh
Everyone: definetly burninghalfapie should go there because of her JACKPOT! ability.

District 5: Ghetsis castle BW UU
Leaders: this looks like a job fitting for a assasin and a spy, go and conquer Concept , PunDefeated

District 6: ORAS dealership UU
Killintime whoaa i like LightningMcQueen and Batman (*rushes towards district*)

District 7: SM Diety UU
Cam : hey this metagame has cars i like driving.
Scaldy: but you can only pick one.
Cam: Hmm you're right. There is a Jet and a flying Bug, which should i pick
Scaldy: I think the jet because its fa~
(cam goes into the district and picks jet)

District 8: SS Fantasy UU
maki you fit perfectly here, you were never understood as a kid by the zenin clan which makes you empathize with marnie and SS UU and your heavenly pact also gives you an edge using swords.

District 9: SV Budget UU
The leaders decided that this is the most important district because the purchases here are 3x value and winning rewards you more. So they picked good players for this Megastar54 Surphin veryinferno scald spamm .
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BigFatKogane Appears: Someone in the Game added a new district called Phenac colleseum. it has 4 sub sections *(yaps about Phenac metagames)*, send players immideatly.

there was a hassle in the team, but we knew we had talents in our reinforcements

IncredibleKing show them why you're the legendary king. You rule as the king and lead in battle while the horse that carries you is Corporate Donkey (sorry donkey pls dont kill me after this but i had to larp this bleach quote)

@MouseMonrach and pz Champions UU belongs to champions like you

xonks cmon lil champ lets make those kids fight each other

Dead by Daylight Make sure anyone else isnt alive by the daylight in your sub-district.


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(this photo is to celebrate our 4-0 victory in week 3)
(My first idea was to play as a cocky MC which is appealing to teenagers but I was rejected and they added the "no edgy" rule T-T, but you know whats allowed..
self glazing)
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Yeah so as this is the team the main charachter belongs to, thats why it is undefeated till now.
As the main charachter i like to slack off in the back and help only at the points where i can farm aura.


As the storylines in the SRPG districts goes on i think i will know what is in the orchastators mind and his actual plan, i think he is just trying to leech on our energy to feul it for something. I am prepared for that so i gave every team an artifact for times like that. I am also going to revive someone special who will help us.

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so i opened the seal and out came cala_aa . He is kept as an Reinforcement and will be used to fight Cala...mities later on. That is also the reason why we chose The Calamity as our weapon.

Honestly we are not even done with the REAL UUSRPG Story since i am taking 5 weeks break for the boss fight.
CONCLUSION: UU SRPG is "Culling Games" in an alternate universe and scald spamm is the main charachter and player in these games. every member of the team has a role (like a good team should have) and all storylines connect to the fact that im gonna save all SRPG from the evil plans of Kenjaku.

AUTHOR NOTE: Yeah so if i was a good story writer i would be writing books rn. this is the best effort i could give by myself and not using AI to post some slop.
 
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