Pink Shoe LaRou
Good day playaz! As I do so often, I would like to thank Jesus Christ for bestowing me with the magnanimous gift for dis here grandiloquent pimpin’. Today I woke up with the sniffles and a bit of pain in my lower-back, but the thought of breaking down a ho’s mind and violently sabotaging a trick’s pockets inspired me to levitate out of bed, and shroud myself in a gorgeous, silk bathrobe. This bathrobe could make a pregnant pussy so wet dat it could drown a baby being born. Let’s get into one of the thousands of fan-mails I have received today.