Flounder

The Regime shall rise..... It needs its #1 hitman around though. Are you still up to the task????

i love lamp

well, we're equally boned over here. plus i live on a wicked steep hill!

FOUNDA

I will use this space to tell a RIDDLE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bLqEjjSRyE

I will use this space to tell jokes

Why do computer scientists confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level.

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”