haha I have not seen that movie but I can imagine that was a great scene xD
the NFC South really isn't "that" bad... the Bucs lost by 7, 6, and 2 points, the Panthers lost by 6, 2, 4, and 29 points (only blowout in the division), and the Sinners lost by 8, 8, 3, and 1 points. It's not like they're getting blown out every game like the non-Texans AFC South is!
If I had to choose playoff teams right now... Falcons, 49ers, Bears, Texans, and Ravens are the obvious choices. The first round byes will probably be split between those four. No way the Pats lose the AFC East either. I still like Denver for the AFC West. NFC East is a clusterfuck, but the Gents are the only ones with a positive points differential. The Eagles have just been getting lucky, and Dallas is too streaky. For the NFC Wild Card, it'll come down to the Vikings, Packers, Cardinals, and Seahawks. The Vikings/Packers have an easy schedule, and I never believed in the Cardinals. 10 wins probably makes it to the wild card, and at this point I'd choose Vikings > Packers > Seahawks > Cardinals, even though I think the Packers are better than the Vikings.
AFC Wild card is a bunch of meh teams, it doesn't really matter. Obviously no way the Jets/Jags/Titans/Raiders/Chiefs make it, which leaves the Bills, Dolphins, Steelers, Bengals, Colts, and Chargers. Gag me... I'm not a believer in the Bengals, so I think the Steelers/Chargers are most likely to make it. Funny enough, that's still my exact preseason prediction for the AFC, if I remember correctly.