There are 2, one's probably more sensible than the other, which will make you think I'm a crazy lunatic for wanting:
Careful Power Whip/Curse (Amnesia would be cool, as well) Bulbasaur (Shiny, perfect IVs except for spatt, all that shutff)
and Brave (or Quiet) Water Spout/Flail Squirtle (Shinyness not necessary, perfect IVs except a 0 in speed)
Thanks for offering to do them, but I understand if you don't want to.