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Pretty much, although yesterday some asshole shit all over a towel, then bunched it up, wrapped it up in another towel, then knotted that towel closed.
That would largely depend on a couple things, such as their intentions while wielding those varieties of death instruments, whether they were actual ninja assassins, and if I was their target.
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Your intelligence and quick wit is unmatched - I've never known such a smart person, and I never will find anyone else as smart as you. And... you're very kind and caring to the people who you choose to accept into your life... I'm truly thankful that I'm lucky enough to be one of those people.