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Kendrick Lamar or Eminem?
100 duck sized horses or 100 horse sized ducks?
Thoughts on XXXtentacion
hey man i was wondering if you could fuck me to prove to my parents im not a virgin. theyve really been on me about this and i thought you were cute and youre posts kinda make me wet so i wouldnt mine if i gave you my first time. but i kinda wanna see what youre packing down there if you know what i mean so if you could email me a pic of it at kawaiidesunekoprincessloli@gmail.com it would be much appreciated.
Are U a Jcole fan just need to clarify
oh and bring friends if u want, i dont mind haha
hey so, i rly wanted to ask you something(~~), i heard u were gay from a source and i was wondering what ur...
reproductory organ tastes like but its like, not gay or anything i promise ill say no homo before and after just to be safe
man so yesterday i sat down naked and my finger slipped into my butt so and i moaned so i decided to try something new. after school i went home and i found my moms dildo. i went into my room and went ham dude, and when i say ham i mean i destroyed that like axel vs tendi. but i still wanted more so i took my dog and let her go put it in me and it was the best orgasm ive ever had. just thought id let you know.
man so yesterday i sat down naked and my finger slipped into my butt so and i moaned so i decided to try something new. after school i went home and i found my moms dildo. i went into my room and went ham dude, and when i say ham i mean i destroyed that like axel vs tendi. but i still wanted more so i took my dog and let her go put it in me and it was the best orgasm ive ever had. just thought id let you know.
man so yesterday i sat down naked and my finger slipped into my butt so and i moaned so i decided to try something new. after school i went home and i found my moms dildo. i went into my room and went ham dude, and when i say ham i mean i destroyed that like axel vs tendi. but i still wanted more so i took my dog and let her go put it in me and it was the best orgasm ive ever had. just thought id let you know.
man so yesterday i sat down naked and my finger slipped into my butt so and i moaned so i decided to try something new. after school i went home and i found my moms dildo. i went into my room and went ham dude, and when i say ham i mean i destroyed that like axel vs tendi. but i still wanted more so i took my dog and let her go put it in me and it was the best orgasm ive ever had. just thought id let you know.
unsafe.
If your girl is drowning but beyonce is also drowning and you can only save one... who do you save?
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you ever moan when ur beating your meat then right as you nut it goes in your mouth and you say mmm tasty?
you're a (BAN ME PLEASE)
Do you know de wey?
what do you want from me
you're a fucking (BAN ME PLEASE).
but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other %%%s. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
You really don't understand Ugandan culture, do you? You think it's all about "de way" because you saw a stupid fucking shitty video made by a 12 year old on YouTube. Ugandan people don't deserve your white trash so-called 'memes' meant to continue the harassment and oppression of Africans
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits nahmsayen)
Fuck you and your white supremacy. When Oprah is president, I honest to God hope she vows to make white people a minority in your own fucking country. Or wherever you dumb little 'edgy' cunts are living. Either your country will drown by higher fertility rate by minorities or you will be fucked in the ass by your own backwards redneck culture. Now you're going to reply about how mad I am.
Surprising, I am. I am INSULTED by your racist 'memes'. You think Uganada is all about shitty action movies, big black cock, and poor black people right? WRONG. Uganda is really one of the most culturally diverse and enriched places on Earth. And you just made a grave mistake by poking fun at the wrong culture. You want to 'kno de way', come meet me outside bitc -
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