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  • EPISODE THREE

    Vader leaves the lab and starts to head towards the grass again. ELEKID is running around going "BUBUBUBUBUBU", like all ELEKID do. Vader checks his Pokedex, in which his scribbles show that ELEKID is at level 5 and has an HP stat of 19. It is also holding a Life Orb and has the moveset ThunderPunch / Ice Punch / Cross Chop / Quick Attack. Vader can't really tell what the nature is yet, but he says to the ELEKID, "From now on, act more Jolly. I'll feed you more if you do". He also wonders why he is re-checking this when he just looked.

    Suddenly, a wild PIDGEY jumps out. ELEKID quickly faints it with ThunderPunch before Vader can realize he has no PokeBalls to catch Pidgey with.

    "Whatever" Vader thinks to himself, "that thing looked pretty fucking weak anyways". Feeling a slight superiority complex with his new ELEKID, he continues on towards the next town.....
    EPISODE TWO POINT ONE (IT WAS TOO LONG OR SOMETHING???)

    "Inside this is an ELEKID. Take it and level it up and become less worthless."

    Vader is confused. He asks professor TREE, "Wait, why is it not a BULBASAUR or SQUIRTLE or CHARMANDER like everyone else gets? Also, why don't I get a choice in my selection?" to which the professor laughs and remarks, "yeah there's no fucking way I'm trusting you with one of those pokemon. now go somewhere else"

    Vader turns to leave, but then spins around and asks, "Do I at least get a Pokedex??". The professor then gets out a pad of paper from his desk and tosses it to Vader. "Use that you little twit. If I'm not going to give you a rare pokemon, why would I trust you with my precious creation that I ripped off from every other Pokemon game?"

    Vader starts to answer, "Because.... uhhh....", but professor TREE shoots him a look and says "Just fucking leave."

    .....to be continued....... again
    EPISODE TWO

    The voice turns out to have a body to go with it, who turns out to be professor TREE no less.

    "What do you think you're doing? I asked you to meet me in my lab. Stupid emo child, come with me!"

    Young Vader follows professor TREE back to the lab, who shows him a Pokeball.
    [23:03] <+elevator_music> vader one day i will write you a narrative
    [23:03] <+elevator_music> !
    [23:03] <+elevator_music> and spam it to your wall
    ~~~~~

    And so our story begins.......

    "Wake up you little shit", Vader's mom screams from downstairs. "The professor is expecting you!"

    Vader, being weak and quiet (he is v strong in spatk but quite slow), just gets dressed and leaves. He walks past the professor's lab and for some reasons starts to go out onto the grass.

    "Wait! Don't go out in the tall grass! Are you fucking retarded???" shouts a voice.


    .....to be continued
    If only I hadn't tried, ARGH
    oh you're away :(
    We want our Ulric the Umbreon back!
    Vader I need to share with you something very important about the last tournament at CMS.
    Das riiiiight. Won't be too active off the bat though, I work two jobs. :(
    I have a stupid question to ask:
    would a unmodded Pokemon Online server be better than shoddybattle's CMS one?
    I entered a local LC tourney, but it has Item Clause. I tried to dialogue with the organizer, but he won't change it ¬¬
    After lurking in the forums I found out that you're pretty good at it ._.
    So...could you help me to adjust my team for item clause?? Thanks
    PD It would be good if we could talk in IRC
    thanks for pointing that out.
    *both the lack of time and misspelling captaiN*
    wait, where did I misspell that?
    <%umbreon_dan> i've seen vader's dick plenty of times
    <&tennisace> in bed
    <%umbreon_dan> but also on the internet
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