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Oh, yeah. It is good strategy, my other team para whores, but I feel bad for doing it, especially on more than one pokemon. So I made the team you just battled so I don't feel bad. D:
Not parahaxed, just paralyzed them. Removing their speed, which made them dead weight. You didn't make me waste a turn or anything. And it isn't. xD Just the standard set, I suppose you may have gotten the low roll or something.
Yeah, good game. I would feel bad about that miss but you paralyzed two of my pokemon. D: Was Jesus watching out for me, rofl. If you have another UU team I also have another team to try out. =o