it is customary on the n000th smogoff thread for all smogoff posters from far and wide to come to the smogoff thread checkpoint, write down a post with their wishes for the next thousand posts, and then burn it (so that it comes true)
may my friends' posts be received in a manner akin to a luvdisc from the game freak intellectual property and franchise pokémon,
and my enemies be received in a manner akin to the move u-turn from the game freak intellectual property and franchise pokémon
ok guys be sure to post your wishes!! happy 1k smogoff! here's to 1k more!!!