Mafia dying overnight is always fun.
Dear Empoof,
You are Fox McCloud.
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By day, you are the ace pilot and leader of team Star Fox, an intergalactic organization dedicated to shooting assholes in the face with planes and tanks. By night, you’re by far the best character in Super Smash Bros. Melee. True pros fight with no items, as Fox only, on Final Destination.
Each night, you may reply to this conversation with “Night X - Knock USER off of Final Destination”. You will win the match against USER and be able to see their full role on the results screen.
You are allied with the Pros. You win if the Pros eliminate all threats.
Dearsoul_survivorRaidenchu,
You are the Cabbage Merchant.
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My cabbages! Sure, you eventually become a successful businessman, but your early failures and your inability to place your cabbage cart safely out of harms way makes you the scrub of the Avatar universe.
Each night, you may reply to this conversation with “Night X - Sell USER some cabbages”. You will wheel your cart over to USER, and anyone who targets him that night will run over your cart and be clearly visible to you.
You are allied with the Scrubs. You win if the Scrubs eliminate all threats.
Dear Cancerous,
You are Jar Jar Binks.
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To some, you are a former companion of Qui-Gonn Jinn and the first Gungan to represent the planet Naboo in the Galactic Senate. To others, you are 50% of why the Star Wars prequels kinda sucked. To all, you are an irritating scrub.
Each night, you may reply to this conversation with “Night X - Meesa assist USER”. You will follow this USER around for the night, and anyone trying to target them will instead become enraged by your presence and target you.
You are allied with the Scrubs. You win if the Scrubs eliminate all threats.
Dear smashlloyd20,
You are Michael Bay.
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KABOOOOOOOOOOMASDJFSDFJASKL;FJKAL;SFJKASFJSAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! That’s about how your movies go. It takes a scrub to appreciate them, and it takes an even bigger scrub to make them.
Every other night, you may reply to this conversation with “Night X - Blow up USER”. USER will explode and die.
You are allied with the Scrubs. You win if the Scrubs eliminate all threats.