Dear Staraptor Call,
You are Cerberus.
3 heads are better than 2 heads, which are most definitely better than 1 head. So yeah, you are that dog beast that guards the gateway to Hell. The demon portal that let Mannoroth into this world also alerted Hades, with the gateway to Hell violated he has sent you to stop the demon invasion! You came to Earth in hopes of finding a way to stop Mannoroth, but you were infected when you ate a dirty hobo (you should watch what you eat).
The Rage Virus has caused you to become even angrier and scarier than before, but it also killed one your heads. However, you still got two 2 heads left which means 2 heads to call for dinner (your vote counts for 2 when requesting dinner).
Whenever you post in the thread, you must talk about flesh and blood, failure to reveal your bloodlust will cause you to turn on yourself eventually consuming yourself (it’s the reason why dogs chase their tails).
You are allied with the Infected. You win if the Infected win.