Tbh someone like Infamy or Shurg should've done this over me, as I am not a great novelist nor a famous Communist publisher. Tbh maybe even Gummy would've been better, but what can you do. With this dissapointing and self-critiquing intro I hereby introduce the 100% unbiased predictions made by Fille the mighty(dl).
WINNERS
Osh vs. neomon - Famous for fighting the whole world in a classic flick, Scott now faces off against the NUmons goat (Also known as one of the worst untiers in spl). While NUmon has made numerous appearances in different tiers, mr Oshawott has sticked to LC since gen 5 and while probably never get a preevo, giving the odds to him for the familiarity to the tier.
OP vs. false - Going from one bad water starter to the worst, Overly Pompous has managed to grind his way up to r8 in ssnl AND neutral tour, making him the #1 contender for the exclusive tournament trophy that is (as I'm writing this I realise there may not be a trophy for this tour wtf?). Not gonna fall into the trap of calling Falses skills fake or false just for puns, they probably more overused than LandoT.
majaspic22 vs.
Fille - This is not arrogance, I'm merely stating the obvious. As formidable as Majaspic is, being chosen over Fille for Exhibition matches, Fille is still a humble, perfect GoD and shall gGeZ.
Blitzburgh vs.
Coconut - While only 52% of the Coconuts are edible, they are a rich source of vitamins A, D, Alcohol and E. Also legend says that she has a higher Ledyba usage than Ma+reanie, which is far more impressive than an Italian hotel (Yes, I googled it).
Serene Grace vs.
bdov - Next time I'll let you both know if I'm doing any of these so the hype around your game will be bigger you bloodthirsty fucks
Mikaav vs.
Kingler12345 - Leaving the bad water starters territory, we now enter just simply bad water types. Kinglerbasicnumbers hasn't made a namechange since 5th grade, as he was recognized in his early days as a phenomenal pokemon player and great
party arranger, Kingler (Then known as Krabby12345) had no choice but to keep his 10/10
000 name. On the other side of the pond we have Mikaav, who used to be known as MikaAssaultVest for his tankiness, but then he found out that was a dumb name, and a dumb item in LC, and hence changed to Mikaav because apparently that's not stupid. All jokes aside this MU is actually pretty fucking heat and could legit go either way.
LOSERS LOL
zugubu royale vs.
Finchinator - Zugubu is a wellknown fan of the 2nd best water starter being Totodile, and Finchinator is
not weak to Totodiles, sadly. Actually I don't really know if Zugubu likes Totodiles but I can't make a Finch post without refering to either of my tourfiascos where he was involved.
ItzViper482
vs. Jox - MDL Founder and advocate facing off eachother in a bloody and unforgiving matchup. Tickets for the game are 10€ each. Additional bets made on ItzRaven482 to win will give you 2/1 prize ratio while all bets on Jokes must be at least 5€ and I grant myself the right to keep the cash despite gambling being illegal for anyone below 18, gamblers discretion advised (Yes, I have no clue how gambling works)
dcae vs. MFJr King - Facing off against the Heysupslayerslayer, Dcae had a tough road getting this far losing week 1 to lack of self-expression, only screaming "Dgoat" in 1 of 3 matches. Later on he's faced off against esteemed user Heysup, slaying him in a 2-0 game with numerous "How does he do it?" and "Dgoat"s. Will the Heysupslayerslayer be able to slay a second Heysupslayer to be granted the title Heysupslayersslayer (or Heysupslayerheysupslayerslayer), or will the heysupslayer overcome the heysupslayerslayer and be granted to title heysupslayerslayerslayer? I've lost count
(Winner of
Shiba vs
Arifeen) vs.
LilyAC - Shiba took too long and I have now learned how to pronounce Arifeen (it's like Ariféén I think). Prevailing from last round like the goat she is and having Serenes favourite pokemon as her avatar giving her catfishing powers even more power, I don't really think there is anything Lilac can't do.
taranteeeno vs.
Ninjadog13 - I always think of the movie genius of tarantulas when I see Taranteeeeeenope, and I hate spiders and tarantulas and everything with eight legs or hairy. Dogs are cute af tho and they hairy and I love hairy it shows masculinity and also woof Ninjas are goats (Had liquor to finish hence the weird writig).
Plas vs.
Holiday - Magby is a fire type and Holiday is a greass type but
Bellsprout can kill fucking PrimalMienfoos and that's the ultimate fire type so actually have to bet my money on Holiday in this one but for sure gonna be close af (Also Plas has 10/10 best hair almost an afro while Holi has this weird relationship with his sister they too close feels like some lannister shit but maybe thats just because me and my sister never pose for pics together idrk)
