A Strange Turn of Events (Warstory)

[Chali]

Hello Smogoners,
This is my first warstory and I personally don't think the battle is going to win Battle of the Year, but it's interesting none the less.
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Psycho Trainer's Team (order of appearance)
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anakin14's Team (OoA)

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Battle will be BOLD
I will be BLUE
He will be GREEN
Score will be PURPE
Sandstorm a Lefties will be removed after they are first mentioned.

Lets start the match...

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause

Psycho Trainer1 sent out Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
anakin14 sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Mesprit's attack!
Gyarados used Taunt.
Mesprit fell for the taunt!
Mesprit used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 100% of its health.
anakin14's Gyarados fainted.
(6-5)Me

Well so far so good, Mesprit the Gyarados/Garchomp Killer Strikes again.
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anakin14 switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Psycho Trainer1 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Tyranitar used Crunch.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 21% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

Ok so he's not a Boah, might as well poison him and get Heatran out of the obvious incoming Earthquakes way.
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Psycho Trainer1 switched in Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
Mesprit makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Tyranitar used Earthquake.
Tyranitar's attack missed!

I bet he thinks I'm going to switch again. Time to spread the Herpes:naughty:
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Tyranitar used Dragon Dance.
Tyranitar's attack was raised.
Tyranitar's speed was raised.
Mesprit used Toxic.
Tyranitar was badly poisoned!

Mission: Spread Herpes (Complete) Time to U-Turn the hell out of there
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Tyranitar used Crunch.
It's super effective!
Mesprit lost 90% of its health.
Mesprit's defence was lowered.
Mesprit used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 26% of its health.
Psycho Trainer1 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).

Ok SE U-Turn and Toxic have damaged T-Tar pretty good. Now it's time to get the kill with Earthpower
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Heatran used Earth Power.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 44% of its health.
Tyranitar used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 79% of its health.
Psycho Trainer1's Heatran fainted.
(5-5)

Sheet!!!!!! Miscalculations gave me a dead Heatran (R.I.P.)
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Psycho Trainer1 switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Psycho Trainer1 switched in Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
anakin14 switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

The point of that switch to Mesprit was to..... umm...... yeah I got nothing.....
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Mesprit used U-turn.
Blissey lost 13% of its health.
Unleashed Fury has entered the room.
Psycho Trainer1 switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Heracross is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Ok that time I knew that Fatty was going to use T-Wave so I decided to give Heracross a Guts boost and scare the crap out of that fat cheap prostitute.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Heracross lost 33% of its health.
Heracross used RAPE(Close Combat).
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 87% of its health.
anakin14's Blissey fainted.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
(5-4)Me

Even if he would've switched whatever was coming in was going to get anally raped, unless it was a Ghost
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anakin14 switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Psycho Trainer1 switched in Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
Garchomp used Aerial Ace.
Mesprit lost 10% of its health.
Psycho Trainer1's Mesprit fainted.
(4-4)

o_O AA on Chompy.... Mesprit had to be suckerficed since it was on the verge of death anyways
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Psycho Trainer1: wtf AA?
Psycho Trainer1 switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
A critical hit!
Vaporeon lost 100% of its health.
Psycho Trainer1's Vaporeon fainted.
(3-4)Him

Holy chit a crit. Hey that rhymed. Well since he's not Scarfed I should bring in my Chain-Chomp
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Psycho Trainer1 switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Garchomp used Draco Meteor.
Garchomp's attack missed!
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp's attack missed!

*phew* A double miss. Now lets try that again
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Psycho Trainer1: lol
Garchomp used Draco Meteor.
Garchomp's attack missed!
Garchomp used Outrage.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 100% of its health.
Psycho Trainer1's Garchomp fainted.
Garchomp's rampage ended.
Garchomp became confused!
(2-4)Him

*gets gun* Where's that bitch, where's that bitch, where's Lady Luck!!!!
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Psycho Trainer1 switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Psycho Trainer1: I blame meteor
Garchomp is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Garchomp lost 15% of its health.
Heracross used Close Combat.
Garchomp lost 85% of its health.
anakin14's Garchomp fainted.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
(2-3)Him still

At least my girl Karma still has my back
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anakin14: erf ... i blame colère
anakin14 switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's ugly face cut Heracross's attack!
Psycho Trainer1: ???
Salamence used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Heracross lost 49% of its health.
Psycho Trainer1's Heracross fainted.
(1-3)Still Him...

So he has a Toxic'd T-Tar with only 5% left, a physical Salamence, and a Gengar and I have a Blissey.... I'm fucked......
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Psycho Trainer1 switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
anakin14 switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Tyranitar lost 5% of its health.
anakin14's Tyranitar fainted.
(1-2)Him.....

and the herpied up dinosaur goes down. See kids safe sex makes the best sex
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anakin14 switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Gengar used Substitute.
Gengar lost 25% of its health.
Gengar made a substitute!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Gengar!
Gengar's substitute faded!
Gengar's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Gengar restored 6% of its health.

My fatass Blissey is a fighter and she's not going down without a fight, so she's going to Ice Beam 'till she can't Ice Beam no more!!!!!!
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Gengar is tightening its focus!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Gengar lost 33% of its health.
Gengar used Focus Punch.
Gengar lost its focus and couldn't move!

Holy shit how am I still alive......
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anakin14 switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's ugly face cut Blissey's attack!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 91% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Salamence is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Salamence lost 3% of its health.
anakin14's Salamence fainted.
(1-1)Holy Guacamoly it's a Tie!!!!

anakin14 switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).

Why would you do that?!?!?! Holy shit I think I can win this....
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anakin14 switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Gengar used Substitute.
Gengar lost 25% of its health.
Gengar made a substitute!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Gengar!
Gengar's substitute faded!


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Gengar used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 11% of its health.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Gengar lost 18% of its health.
anakin14's Gengar fainted.
Psycho Trainer1 wins!

Props:
-Mesprit for taking out Gyarados and infecting T-Tar
-Heracross for molesting Blissey
-Mesprit again for taking one for the team
-Blissey for making it through the battle

Slops:
-Heatran for not killing T-Tar with Earthpower
-Draco for missing TWICE in a row. Curse you Malfoy.... I mean Meteor!!!!!
-Vappy for just dieing

Well that's all. Hope the story didn't bore you.

 

[Taylor]

I liked this. Standard teams having fast tempo matches, and the layout was good too.

Enjoyed the match, good.

 

[rokuta]

he played the first turn badly...
he might have stopped stealth rock, but he would have to switch anyway

...and the last few turns
maybe he predicted a softboiled
but you used ice beam the turns before



other than that, nice battle

sand veil blows, especially in a sandstorm

 

[Fury]

Focus Punch Gar? Sure don't see a lot of those these days.
Oh well, even though it was short, it was still a bit entertaining due to the briefness of the whole battle. Very quick paced, just like ubers. lol

 

[umbarsc]

I think the battle was poorly played.

My two cents.

 

[Blue Harvest]

Draco Meteor missing two turns in a row made me laugh. I enjoyed this read.


Herpes the Cat says; "Safe Sex Sucks"

 

[bullfrogegg8]

I think the battle was poorly played.

My two cents.

I agreebut two special sweepers have no chance against a blissey.

 

[ToF]

I liked the overall warstory, but the ending was a little bit...bad.

Your opponent made plays that lost him the game, as opposed to you making plays that won the game. Overall I would grade it an A-.

 

[Great Sage]

I'm not particularly impressed with the battle, which is essentially you against someone who's terrible at Pokemon (AA on Garchomp isn't really indicative of any skill), the latter got a bunch of luck, and you won anyways because you played better.

 

[Stallion]

Your opponent using AA Garchomp was a testament to his skill, aswell as having 2 4 x Ice Weaks and switching in Salamence when your Bliss was obviously going to Ice Beam. Seriously I agree with Great Sage, without luck your opponent would've gone down alot faster.

 

[Chali]

Thanks for all the comments everyone and yes, I know I wasn't playing Albert Einstein or anything but It still came to a pretty close match (wait does that make me a bad player to?).

 

[demozi]

decent match sand veil can really rape people with ease

 

[Blu]

switching in to Tar is stupid, he shouldve weakened blissey w/ gengar and let gengar die, then kill w/ tar? lol

 

[ToF]

Thanks for all the comments everyone and yes, I know I wasn't playing Albert Einstein or anything but It still came to a pretty close match (wait does that make me a bad player to?).

Well, simply having a close match doesnt make a match warstory'able. There needs to be keen prediction and high skill level on both sides. Having a crazy hax ending or a close match doesnt necessarily warrent a warstory.

 

[SMZ]

Nice, battle, and I hate it when my attack misses and it leads me to R.I.P, but your Draco Meteor missing twice, man that gotta hurt..