shuckles my hero, don't. At least not atm. I'll tell you when to.
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will do then they will see the true power of remoraid. Also people get your pms in plz
hailflameblast you changed your sig just for me.
edit: cause everyone is dead/not talking/ mafia I'm gonna talk to my self.
Guys, just in case somebody decides to kill me off n0, tomorrow's lynch target will be Jimbo. I shall explain more when d1 comes(I'll need results from everybody).
The sun is barely peeking over the horizon when an agonised howl rends the air. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Around the village, all the players jerk awake with a start, some even falling out of their beds onto the cold floors. The sound of doors slamming open reverberates in every street as everyone dashes out of their homes, looking around in alarm for the source of the wild baying.
'What the fuck is that.' yells billymills from his porch, head moving rapidly from left to right, eyes widened and frenzied.
And then it stops. The howl, which had been gaining in pitch, simply cuts off with a choke. Everyone freezes; silence falls, as nobody wants to speak. The stillness is at last broken by a cold breeze, which sends a discarded crisps packet tumbling over the path. The players look at each other tentatively, and, as one, move onto the path.
It doesn't take long for everyone to realise that the crowd is somewhat thinner than usual. Furthermore, it doesn't take long to realise that splotches and splashes of scarlet blood trail all over the streets, with a few bits of mangled, bloodied fur.
'Nobody could have slept through that. Nobody,' murmurs Jimbo in a hushed voice. 'Do you think...?' His voice trails off, leaving fatal words unspoken. A few people silently mouth names as they count those missing. In fear, everyone creeps to the nearest quiet house, hoping the absent are simply sleeping in. At once, wails go up as a number of corpses are discovered in many houses...
Class's corpse is the first to be found. His feline head is surrounded by a pool of blood; his purple-tinged body lies on his bathroom tiles, where it's obvious he had an accident and slipped, falling to his death.
Meanwhile, shade kneels over the trench-coat-clad, drenched body of shuckles my hero, whose kitchen is flooded. 'No! Not the good detective!' Drip drip. Over the night, his tap, which has sprung a considerable leak, has been dripping steadily onto the floor. No wonder he looks so mad; anyone would be driven crazy by a leak!
In the next house, Fishin lies, apparently unblemished, on his extremely frilly bedspread. But on closer inspection, his eyes and mouth are wide open in shock. Seems the truth occurred to him just a little too late....
The blood leads the nervous villagers, fearing the worst, into the house of BunnyMaster, who, judging from the wounds and still-wet blood covering his chest, appears to have been stabbed viciously.
Lastly, it's made all too clear where the howling came from, because hailflameblast's corpse is tied up and covered in bruises. His bloodshot eyes have been taped open, and he seems to have died in considerable pain. A little searching reveals several torture devices, including a thumbscrew. Well, that explains his crushed fingers!
After putting their fellow players to rest and spraying air freshener about liberally, the villagers congregate in the square to discuss what to do.
'I think it's obvious what we do now,' Coronis pipes up. 'I watch a lot of TV, and anyone who watches TV knows the only answer to violence is violence! Let's lynch someone off, and maybe then the deaths will stop!'
'Good idea,' Earthworm and jumpluff say in unison. 'In fact, why don't the rest of you all vote on who we should kill brutally, and then at the end of the day, the person with the most votes gets killed?'
There are 48 hours until the end of Day 1, unless a majority is reached.
Around the village, all the players jerk awake with a start, some even falling out of their beds onto the cold floors. The sound of doors slamming open reverberates in every street as everyone dashes out of their homes, looking around in alarm for the source of the wild baying.
'What the fuck is that.' yells billymills from his porch, head moving rapidly from left to right, eyes widened and frenzied.
And then it stops. The howl, which had been gaining in pitch, simply cuts off with a choke. Everyone freezes; silence falls, as nobody wants to speak. The stillness is at last broken by a cold breeze, which sends a discarded crisps packet tumbling over the path. The players look at each other tentatively, and, as one, move onto the path.
It doesn't take long for everyone to realise that the crowd is somewhat thinner than usual. Furthermore, it doesn't take long to realise that splotches and splashes of scarlet blood trail all over the streets, with a few bits of mangled, bloodied fur.
'Nobody could have slept through that. Nobody,' murmurs Jimbo in a hushed voice. 'Do you think...?' His voice trails off, leaving fatal words unspoken. A few people silently mouth names as they count those missing. In fear, everyone creeps to the nearest quiet house, hoping the absent are simply sleeping in. At once, wails go up as a number of corpses are discovered in many houses...
Class's corpse is the first to be found. His feline head is surrounded by a pool of blood; his purple-tinged body lies on his bathroom tiles, where it's obvious he had an accident and slipped, falling to his death.
Meanwhile, shade kneels over the trench-coat-clad, drenched body of shuckles my hero, whose kitchen is flooded. 'No! Not the good detective!' Drip drip. Over the night, his tap, which has sprung a considerable leak, has been dripping steadily onto the floor. No wonder he looks so mad; anyone would be driven crazy by a leak!
In the next house, Fishin lies, apparently unblemished, on his extremely frilly bedspread. But on closer inspection, his eyes and mouth are wide open in shock. Seems the truth occurred to him just a little too late....
The blood leads the nervous villagers, fearing the worst, into the house of BunnyMaster, who, judging from the wounds and still-wet blood covering his chest, appears to have been stabbed viciously.
Lastly, it's made all too clear where the howling came from, because hailflameblast's corpse is tied up and covered in bruises. His bloodshot eyes have been taped open, and he seems to have died in considerable pain. A little searching reveals several torture devices, including a thumbscrew. Well, that explains his crushed fingers!
After putting their fellow players to rest and spraying air freshener about liberally, the villagers congregate in the square to discuss what to do.
'I think it's obvious what we do now,' Coronis pipes up. 'I watch a lot of TV, and anyone who watches TV knows the only answer to violence is violence! Let's lynch someone off, and maybe then the deaths will stop!'
'Good idea,' Earthworm and jumpluff say in unison. 'In fact, why don't the rest of you all vote on who we should kill brutally, and then at the end of the day, the person with the most votes gets killed?'
There are 48 hours until the end of Day 1, unless a majority is reached.
avenge darth vaders death for me.
Right guys God Raikage is here
And before anyone asks why I'm playing when I said I wouldn't be, well I found some time since it's awhile before my next exam
As for why I'm not on the sign-up list, that's part of my power, apparently, just like my sudden appearance and stuff
And actually I lied about the part where I found some time, since this role doesn't need any action at all. I'm God and I can't vote in a lynch or kill anyone, but no one can lynch or kill me. My win condition is wolf basically, so apparently I can only win if everyone like kills each other and I happen to be the last guy alive
So get to killing, folks, and I might find myself with a win when I come back like next month
And before anyone asks why I'm playing when I said I wouldn't be, well I found some time since it's awhile before my next exam
As for why I'm not on the sign-up list, that's part of my power, apparently, just like my sudden appearance and stuff
And actually I lied about the part where I found some time, since this role doesn't need any action at all. I'm God and I can't vote in a lynch or kill anyone, but no one can lynch or kill me. My win condition is wolf basically, so apparently I can only win if everyone like kills each other and I happen to be the last guy alive
So get to killing, folks, and I might find myself with a win when I come back like next month
I hope that's all the killers...
Raikage, I'm confused. If you can't kill anybody, how can you be the last man standing? If someone blows themselves up?
Vote Changed
Lynch God
Raikage, I'm confused. If you can't kill anybody, how can you be the last man standing? If someone blows themselves up?
Vote Changed
Lynch God
Wait. Hailflameblast was a wolf. Wolves win by killing everyone. Does this make Jimbo a confirmed villager?
No. Besides, wolves often try to get mafians dead in order to gain the trust of the village. Jimbo is no more clean or less clean then he was yesterday, at least in my eyes.
Edit: O, and <Changed vote> for now. Unless someone has some actual results or a serious number of claims. If there is a second inspector in the village, we need you now, because the village is completely unorganized. Although, the unorganized village has been working out so far I guess.
Edit 2: Guys, if we are just going to no lynch anyway, why don't we make God prove he is unlynchable? As such, Lynch God. He is a self-admitted wolf.
The unorganized village has been working so far thanks to what looks like a lot of neutral cross-fire. I really hope we have several bodyguards; we might be needing them if there are any more wolves.
Edit: Lynch God
Looks like the wolves are supposed to be the mafia.
Edit: Lynch God
Looks like the wolves are supposed to be the mafia.
I still support lynching him. If he's unlynchable(or has "divine protection" or whatever) it is the same as a no lynch. And does anyone really want a converter neutral on the loose? There is no risk in lynching God today guys.
Hey guys, just talked to "god":
(I apologize for the length of this log, I do not know how to use the hide function, I will hide it if someone tells me how to do it)
<UncleSam> hello
<UncleSam> "God"
<UncleSam> you there?
<The_Lord> oOoOoOo
<The_Lord> Hello my child.
<UncleSam> lol
<UncleSam> are you unlynchable or not?
<UncleSam> cause if your not
<UncleSam> give the village one reason not to lynch you
<The_Lord> I am only affected by actions targeting my actual smogon name.
<UncleSam> o so lynching "God" doesnt do anything?
<The_Lord> This includes lynches
<The_Lord> Nope.
<The_Lord> That is why
<UncleSam> well then dont mind if we lynch "god" today
<The_Lord> I am resorting to this tactic.
<UncleSam> same as a no lynch
<UncleSam> any objections?
Note how he begins to panic at this point:
<The_Lord> Why would you want to lynch me though?
<UncleSam> same as a no lynch if your unlynchable
<UncleSam> if your not then we kill a wolf
<The_Lord> I am not really a wolf though.
<UncleSam> cause youve basically admitted to a wolf role
<The_Lord> I cannot kill.
<UncleSam> but you can convert
<UncleSam> which is worse
<The_Lord> Is it?
<UncleSam> yes
<UncleSam> much worse
<The_Lord> In a game with so many wolves
<The_Lord> The fact that I can offer people protection
<The_Lord> Would drastically increase their chances of winning
<The_Lord> Would it not?
<UncleSam> your reaction clearly demonstrates that we can lynch you
<UncleSam> otherwise you would not care
<UncleSam> so
<UncleSam> what can you offer the village?
<The_Lord> Protection.
<The_Lord> As I have already said.
<UncleSam> that it?
<UncleSam> becaues
<UncleSam> because* lol
<UncleSam> thats just protection from us as well
<UncleSam> cause then they are aligned with you
<UncleSam> not us
<UncleSam> isnt that right?
<UncleSam> unless you care to share your role pm?
<The_Lord> I will share my role PM, if that makes you feel better.
<UncleSam> and demonstrate that you are friendly to the village?
<UncleSam> it would
<UncleSam> very much so
PAUSE FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES
<The_Lord> You are God. Your existence will be made known on the player list after Night 0. You are only affected by night actions and lynches that target your actual smogon name. You may not post in the game thread, though you may communicate by other means. Your night action, which may be performed from Night 1 onwards, is Night x - Convert USER. This will make USER one of your followers and change his win condition to "You win if God wins." You can have up t
<UncleSam> the end please
<The_Lord> Did it cut off?
<UncleSam> yes
<The_Lord> Where?
<UncleSam> from "you can have up t"
<The_Lord> You can have up to a maximum of three followers at any time. Your second night action is Night x - Bless USER, which will protect USER from harm if he is one of your followers. You win if you and your followers survive.
<UncleSam> so
<UncleSam> what you are trying to claim is
<UncleSam> your win condition
<UncleSam> is not "you win if you and your followers are the last men standing"
<UncleSam> ?
<The_Lord> Yes
<UncleSam> in a game of wolf mafia?
<UncleSam> well
<UncleSam> if you are telling the truth
<UncleSam> you have nothing to fear from me
<UncleSam> if you are not
<UncleSam> well...goodbye in today's lynch
<UncleSam> simple as that
<The_Lord> Are you interested in being recruited?
<UncleSam> if you are telling the truth there is no one in the game who wouldnt want to be recruited
<UncleSam> but you arent
<UncleSam> because otherwise you oculd take people out of the game
<UncleSam> and make whoever you want to win, win
<UncleSam> so no
<UncleSam> i am not interested in joining a wolf
<UncleSam> for now
<UncleSam> until i see some proof that you are telling the truth
<UncleSam> in which case, yes i would be interested in joining because it is a free win
<UncleSam> happy?
<UncleSam> anything else you want to say?
<The_Lord> Not really.
<UncleSam> alright
<UncleSam> i really hope you are telling the truth
<UncleSam> but its too good to be true
This was on x-chat aqua btw, which is why there are no time stamps or anything like that. You can clearly see from his reaction to my threat of lynching him that he is not immune to our lynchings, and for the record there was quite a pause in the place where I marked. All edits were done in bold, I didn't delete anything from the log. Get to lynching god guys, if he is telling the truth the village loses nothing at all.
(I apologize for the length of this log, I do not know how to use the hide function, I will hide it if someone tells me how to do it)
<UncleSam> hello
<UncleSam> "God"
<UncleSam> you there?
<The_Lord> oOoOoOo
<The_Lord> Hello my child.
<UncleSam> lol
<UncleSam> are you unlynchable or not?
<UncleSam> cause if your not
<UncleSam> give the village one reason not to lynch you
<The_Lord> I am only affected by actions targeting my actual smogon name.
<UncleSam> o so lynching "God" doesnt do anything?
<The_Lord> This includes lynches
<The_Lord> Nope.
<The_Lord> That is why
<UncleSam> well then dont mind if we lynch "god" today
<The_Lord> I am resorting to this tactic.
<UncleSam> same as a no lynch
<UncleSam> any objections?
Note how he begins to panic at this point:
<The_Lord> Why would you want to lynch me though?
<UncleSam> same as a no lynch if your unlynchable
<UncleSam> if your not then we kill a wolf
<The_Lord> I am not really a wolf though.
<UncleSam> cause youve basically admitted to a wolf role
<The_Lord> I cannot kill.
<UncleSam> but you can convert
<UncleSam> which is worse
<The_Lord> Is it?
<UncleSam> yes
<UncleSam> much worse
<The_Lord> In a game with so many wolves
<The_Lord> The fact that I can offer people protection
<The_Lord> Would drastically increase their chances of winning
<The_Lord> Would it not?
<UncleSam> your reaction clearly demonstrates that we can lynch you
<UncleSam> otherwise you would not care
<UncleSam> so
<UncleSam> what can you offer the village?
<The_Lord> Protection.
<The_Lord> As I have already said.
<UncleSam> that it?
<UncleSam> becaues
<UncleSam> because* lol
<UncleSam> thats just protection from us as well
<UncleSam> cause then they are aligned with you
<UncleSam> not us
<UncleSam> isnt that right?
<UncleSam> unless you care to share your role pm?
<The_Lord> I will share my role PM, if that makes you feel better.
<UncleSam> and demonstrate that you are friendly to the village?
<UncleSam> it would
<UncleSam> very much so
PAUSE FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES
<The_Lord> You are God. Your existence will be made known on the player list after Night 0. You are only affected by night actions and lynches that target your actual smogon name. You may not post in the game thread, though you may communicate by other means. Your night action, which may be performed from Night 1 onwards, is Night x - Convert USER. This will make USER one of your followers and change his win condition to "You win if God wins." You can have up t
<UncleSam> the end please
<The_Lord> Did it cut off?
<UncleSam> yes
<The_Lord> Where?
<UncleSam> from "you can have up t"
<The_Lord> You can have up to a maximum of three followers at any time. Your second night action is Night x - Bless USER, which will protect USER from harm if he is one of your followers. You win if you and your followers survive.
<UncleSam> so
<UncleSam> what you are trying to claim is
<UncleSam> your win condition
<UncleSam> is not "you win if you and your followers are the last men standing"
<UncleSam> ?
<The_Lord> Yes
<UncleSam> in a game of wolf mafia?
<UncleSam> well
<UncleSam> if you are telling the truth
<UncleSam> you have nothing to fear from me
<UncleSam> if you are not
<UncleSam> well...goodbye in today's lynch
<UncleSam> simple as that
<The_Lord> Are you interested in being recruited?
<UncleSam> if you are telling the truth there is no one in the game who wouldnt want to be recruited
<UncleSam> but you arent
<UncleSam> because otherwise you oculd take people out of the game
<UncleSam> and make whoever you want to win, win
<UncleSam> so no
<UncleSam> i am not interested in joining a wolf
<UncleSam> for now
<UncleSam> until i see some proof that you are telling the truth
<UncleSam> in which case, yes i would be interested in joining because it is a free win
<UncleSam> happy?
<UncleSam> anything else you want to say?
<The_Lord> Not really.
<UncleSam> alright
<UncleSam> i really hope you are telling the truth
<UncleSam> but its too good to be true
This was on x-chat aqua btw, which is why there are no time stamps or anything like that. You can clearly see from his reaction to my threat of lynching him that he is not immune to our lynchings, and for the record there was quite a pause in the place where I marked. All edits were done in bold, I didn't delete anything from the log. Get to lynching god guys, if he is telling the truth the village loses nothing at all.