Searched and didn't see anything for this here in arabia..posting more to let out frustration but HEY GUYS JOIN THE FUN.
*Mom walks up into my room, Paranoid Android by Radiohead is playing in the background, I'm writing an essay*
Mom: cco! this isn't your essay
Me: Yeah it is mom.
Mom: Nope, the essay you had yesterday was much longer
Me: Well yeah that's because I rewrote it.
*the first loud part of Paranoid Android starts up*
Mom: cco! get off facebook!
Me: I'm not on facebook.
Mom: Yes you are! What else is making that noise! Facebook makes noise when it tries to talk to you! I heard about it on NPR, this kid got addicted to facebook, he couldn't stop listening to it.
Me: You don't listen to Facebook.
Mom: Oh I meant listening to e-mails
Me: You don't listen to those either
*Paranoid Android goes to a quiet part*
Mom: Oh this song is nice! Better than the last one, anyways you need to unplug! Turn the computer off!
Me: I'm writing an essay.
Mom: What were you doing before then?
Me: Writing the essay
Mom: When I walked in
Me: Checking the plot summary
Mom: YOU'RE CHEATING! I will have nothing to do with this!
*showing her the page*
Me: The audio files on the tape were scratched, see I looked around to find one with transcripts of the scenes.
Mom: I'm sure, but don't worry, it can be our little secret.
Anyways, it'd be funnier if you knew my mother and stuff, but I'm sure there are other smogonites with deadpan parents/friends.
*Mom walks up into my room, Paranoid Android by Radiohead is playing in the background, I'm writing an essay*
Mom: cco! this isn't your essay
Me: Yeah it is mom.
Mom: Nope, the essay you had yesterday was much longer
Me: Well yeah that's because I rewrote it.
*the first loud part of Paranoid Android starts up*
Mom: cco! get off facebook!
Me: I'm not on facebook.
Mom: Yes you are! What else is making that noise! Facebook makes noise when it tries to talk to you! I heard about it on NPR, this kid got addicted to facebook, he couldn't stop listening to it.
Me: You don't listen to Facebook.
Mom: Oh I meant listening to e-mails
Me: You don't listen to those either
*Paranoid Android goes to a quiet part*
Mom: Oh this song is nice! Better than the last one, anyways you need to unplug! Turn the computer off!
Me: I'm writing an essay.
Mom: What were you doing before then?
Me: Writing the essay
Mom: When I walked in
Me: Checking the plot summary
Mom: YOU'RE CHEATING! I will have nothing to do with this!
*showing her the page*
Me: The audio files on the tape were scratched, see I looked around to find one with transcripts of the scenes.
Mom: I'm sure, but don't worry, it can be our little secret.
Anyways, it'd be funnier if you knew my mother and stuff, but I'm sure there are other smogonites with deadpan parents/friends.