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IF Iron Head, AND you are not underground, THEN Crunch + Crunch combo and push back.
IF p/e, AND you are not underground, THEN Chill and push back.
IF tormented, THEN Fire Blast + Fire Blast combo and push back.
"Little boy, stop these childish acts and flee while you can. Stay, and I'll personally tie you ins!" Bronzong @ Rare Candy
Earthquake -> Iron Head -> Iron Head
"Impatient fool!" Bronzong @ Rare Candy
Heavy Slam -> Shadow Ball -> Heavy Slam
IF Alakazam uses a d/e move, AND you are slower, THEN use Earthquake that action
IF Alakazam is under the effects of a p/e move, THEN use Light Screen the first instance, Reflect the second
(ONCE) IF damaging dark type combo, THEN protect and push back.
IF explosion THEN protect and win.
IF snatch a1, THEN start action chain Miracle Eye ~ Psychic ~ Psyshock
Super Potion (alakazam) ~ chill ~ recover
(Once) IF trick room, THEN taunt and push back
(Once) IF taunt THEN mirror coat and push back
IF dark-type damaging combo, THEN teleport (evasive) and push back.