anyone have a gf yet?

[az]

bf applications open must be able to pay for my tf2 crate addiction

xzern

 

[antemortem]

anyone have eyes on Arhops ?

 

[Albatross]

pro tip: women really like it when you send them your credit card number and the three wacky digits on the back. and also your social security number

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

it's true! do it rfn

 

[Doduodrio]

pro tip: women really like it when you send them your credit card number and the three wacky digits on the back. and also your social security number

Don't forget to tell them when it expires so they know when to ask you for your new one ;-)

 

[fontie]

my boyfriend doesnt pocket me as medic when we play tf2 :( something about helping the team idk

 

[Ullar]

i took thisadvice a while back, thanks for assuming i'm a dumbass though

now shes my fiance, and we'reboth trying polyamory. fuckin hell. what kind of idiot do u think i am

update: have a wife, but no gf

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

update: have a wife, but no gf ✌

sorry to hear your gf left you.

more importantly: how tf did you get an emoji (is that what the kids call them?) to show up on smogon?????????

 

[BP]

little tip: adblockers make you seem less attractive to the horny single girls in your area.

Wait so you're telling me those ads are legit? FUCK, do you have any idea how many moms I could've gotten "advice" from?

 

[bdt2002]

POV: None of our names is "Arhops"

Yeah I'm a single man

Super
Intelligent
Nice
Gift
Loving
Extrovert

 

[antemortem]

update: i’ve officially filed a missing arhops report on arhops, who appears to be missing by my findings (which dont include arhops, as he appears to be missing)

 

[antemortem]

sorry to hear your gf left you.

more importantly: how tf did you get an emoji (is that what the kids call them?) to show up on smogon?????????

 

[antemortem]

sorry to hear your gf left you.

more importantly: how tf did you get an emoji (is that what the kids call them?) to show up on smogon?????????

 

[boo836]

why i don't have a partner

i'm too much of a ho lol, incidentally that's the same reason why i have a George Foreman grill

 

[aurora]

no

update: no

 

[Shandeur]

I had one a few months ago, but dumped her since she made me feel terrible about myself. It was better for my mental health if I stayed away from her.

 

[antemortem]

I had one a few months ago, but dumped her since she made me feel terrible about myself. It was better for my mental health if I stayed away from her.

what does this have to do with arhops’ gf

 

[phoopes]

Yeah my mom is going gluten free

 

[1LDK]

yesterday i got rejected, dont worry guys tho, i have a 10 year plan on the making, 10 more years, trust the plan

 

[aurora]

update: no

end of year check-in: no

 

[ITryFunThings]

Maybe not sure I just asked a few minutes ago :)

Probably in a few days :D

 

[awyp]

nope i got a wife

 

[Fish Gaming]

thread of the year

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

nope i got a wife

a wife, you say...?

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

i'm still single, by the way. shockingly enough...