anyone have a gf yet?

[BIG ASHLEY]

i'm still single, by the way. shockingly enough...

 

[Alumn]

no gf because waste of time. I have to focus on my muscles. Be a CHAD, not a SIMP

 

[phoopes]

I just want a gf that treats me like a Peloton bike

She rides me 50 times and then brags about it by posting me on Instagram

 

[Ullar]

I just want a gf that treats me like a Peloton bike

She rides me 50 times and then brags about it by posting me on Instagram

showed this post to my wife, and she said this is her w/ regards to me

im realziing i dont have the time or energy for a gf...sticking to just the wifey for now. holidays time

 

[aurora]

2023 update: no

 

[pulsar512b]

yes

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

alright no need to flex

 

[pulsar512b]

i think we need some simple positivity in the thread tho

 

[Shandeur]

Dumbbella and Barbella

 

[Wildfiree]

Yeah for 4 years

 

[Lalaya]

the real question is

do i have simps that want to buy me things like persona 5 royal on pc

no

 

[skippergamez]

gf: no
Ur mom: yes
Girl I’ve been simping over for 4 years: yes

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

christ you're not """simping""" you have a crush. please touch some grass and learn real words

 

[Nael222]

I have yes

Hide

in my dreams

 

[Fancy1]

And you’re pfp for 3 months was an oddish smoking

*with massive tits* please do your research before judging poor oddy in the future…

its not an addiction it’s a life style