ASB Drop Soup is on the menu! Alch vs Metal Bagon

[Metal Bagon]

"MS may not be a Zekrom, but he can use fusion bolt!"

MS: Unown F (fusion bolt) ~ Crunch ~ Bite
SUB: IF protect is used successfully on any action THEN use Dragon Dance on that action and push all actions down.

ZP: Thunderbolt ~ Slack Off ~ Sonicboom
SUB: IF Xatu uses protect A1, THEN use slack off A1 and thunderbolt on A2
SUB2: IF parahax kick in THEN shift all actions down.

PS: Dang, it only says opponents secondary effects XP

 

[Alchemator]

Hello Metal Bagon, I was bereaved. Please be patient.

Unown M (Magnitude) ~ Unown E (Endure) ~ Unown O (Outrage)

E: Yep.

Fly Zeus' Pet ~ Psychic Zeus' Pet ~ Unown O (Outrage)

 

[Dogfish44]

And for the third time this battle, MB will need to change his actions to match the match ban on chills.

Alch, you'll also HAVE to reorder. The arena wasn't C/Ped since it is generally assumed knowledge, however I'll paste it below, to highlight an issue:

Unown Soup

The battlers are on a solid platform in the middle of a giant bowl filled with delicious broth. No move restrictions at all, because you can safely go seismetoad on the platform and there is plenty of broth to swampert your enemies with. In the soup, there is one of each letter unown floating in around aimlessly. They are all close enough to pick up, and a battler may use one action each round (they can't just use three unowns) to use any move that begins with that letter. Once an unown is used, it cannot be used again.

To Simplify: MB will edit his FINAL actions on both his mons and post. The current orders are:

MS: Unown F (fusion bolt) ~ Crunch ~ Chill
SUB: If protect is used successfully on any action then chill on that action and push all actions down.

ZP: Thunderbolt ~ Slack Off ~ Chill
SUB: If Xatu uses protect A1, then use slack off A1 and thunderbolt on A2

Then Alch will change his orders.

 

[Dogfish44]

MB has edited. Please note that MB's second sub will be rendered invalid, due to the fact that it was not added before the message was posted and quoted.

 

[Dogfish44]

Alchemator OO
Christopher (N/A)

0 HP / 0 EN
Status: KOed
5 Atk / 5 Def / 3 Sp.Atk / 4 Sp.Def / 60 Speed / 4 Size / 9 Weight
Dead ~ Dead ~ Dead

Metal Bagon OO
Metal Salamence (F)

54 HP / 27 EN
Status: N/A
3 Atk / 3 Def / 4 Sp.Atk / 2 Sp.Def / 43 Speed / 2 Size / 5 Weight
Unown F [Fusion Bolt] ~ Crunch ~ Bite​

VS​

Terrence (M)

60 HP / 36 EN
Status: Light Screen (3a)
4 Atk / 3 Def / 3 Sp.Atk / 3 Sp.Def / 82 Speed / 3 Size / 2 Weight
Fly (Zeus' Pet) ~ Psychic (Zeus' Pet) ~ Unown O [Outrage]

Zeus' Pet (F)

15 HP / 35 EN
Status: Tormented (4a) | Paralysed (15%)
1 Atk / 4 Def / 5 Sp.Atk / 3 Sp.Def / 80 Speed / 4 Size / 4 Weight
Thunderbolt ~ Slack Off ~ Sonicboom​

Battle BGM​

Terrence now Flys up (-10 EN) into the sky, as Metal Salamence's Fusion Flare... goofs up as there is no Unown F! Almost rejoieced by the failed attack, Zeus now launches a Thunderbolt at Xatu (-6 EN), which of course goes astray. Nut not as astray as Terrence, who seems to be as accurate as a blind monkey. That is to say, not very.

: 0/0 ~ KOed

: 54/27​

: 60/26 ~ Light Screen (2a)

: 15/29 ~ Tormented (3a) | Paralysed (20%)​

Terrence's luck reverses now (I ref these scenarios far too often, note to sort out RNG), with a Critical Hit Psychic (16 Damage / -5 EN) knocking the cloud out. Metal Salamence tries to even the playing field now with a Crunch on Terrence for relatively heavy damage (12 Damage / -6 EN).

: 0/0 ~ KOed

: 54/21​

: 48/21 ~ Light Screen (1a)

: 0/0 ~ KOed​

Terrence now grabs the Unown O violently, and rampages in an Outrage (20 Damage / -8 EN), to which Metal Salamence replies with a Bite (9 Damage / -4 EN), although it doesn't seem to bother the crazy owl.

: 0/0 ~ KOed

: 34/17​

: 37/13 ~ Outrage (2a)

: 0/0 ~ KOed​

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z​

Alchemator OO
Terrence (M)

37 HP / 13 EN
Status: Outrage (2a)
4 Atk / 3 Def / 3 Sp.Atk / 3 Sp.Def / 82 Speed / 3 Size / 2 Weight
DIE!

VS​

Metal Bagon OO
Metal Salamence (F)

34 HP / 17 EN
Status: N/A
3 Atk / 3 Def / 4 Sp.Atk / 2 Sp.Def / 43 Speed / 2 Size / 5 Weight
...intellectual's wrath? Jeez, I always get the wierd ones.​

Alchemator! You're locked into Outrage A1 and A2, so keep that in mind.

 

[Alchemator]

Well this should only last two actions anyway.

Unown E (Explosion) in the event it lasts three.

 

[Metal Bagon]

"Dang it! Why is there no chills! Wait a sec...Outrage cost's 8 energy, which means I can troll for the win/tie!"

Unown A (Acid) (lowest energy costing move I could find) ~ Protect ~ Doesn't really matter what I put here because even if this does go to three actions explosion will be used before I can use a move

 

[Dogfish44]

Acid? You don't have Acid, go edit that ¬_¬

 

[Dogfish44]

Alchemator OO
Terrence (M)

37 HP / 13 EN
Status: Outrage (2a)
4 Atk / 3 Def / 3 Sp.Atk / 3 Sp.Def / 82 Speed / 3 Size / 2 Weight
Outrage ~ Outrage ~ Unown E [Explosion]

VS​

Metal Bagon OO
Metal Salamence (F)

34 HP / 17 EN
Status: N/A
3 Atk / 3 Def / 4 Sp.Atk / 2 Sp.Def / 43 Speed / 2 Size / 5 Weight
Unown A [Acid] ~ Protect ~ Chill​

Battle BGM​

Terrence's Outrage ontinues to rage across the arena (20 Damage / -8 EN), as Metal Salamence coats Terrence in Acid (6 Damage / -2 EN), saving some energy.

: 14/15​

: 31/5 ~ Outrage (1a)

Metal Salamence seems ready for anything and Protects (-7 EN), as Terrence's Outrage finishes on a high with a Critical Hit (25 Damage [Blocked for 8 EN] / -8 EN). The dragon collapses from exaustion as the bird falls into a deep slumber.

: 14/0 ~ KOed​

: 31/0 ~ KOed

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z​

Game Over. You guys need to stop finishing each other with crits, since my RNG is scaring me...

~~~

OK, that was a blast to ref. Protip for Metal Bagon: Unown H [Hidden Power Dragon 4] would've done more damage... for 1 EN. Oh well, KOC for everyone!

DF44: 5 UC

Metal Bagon: 2 TC
Metal Salamence (Shelgon): 1 EC / 2 MC / 1 DC / 1 KOC (If evolved since match start and full DC, assume 3 MC / 1 KOC instead)
Zeus's Pet (Cyclohm): 2 MC / 1 DC / 1 KOC (If full DC, assume 3 MC / 1 KOC instead)

Alchemator: 2 TC
Terrence (Xatu): 3 MC / 1 KOC
Christopher (Metagross): 3 MC / 1 KOC

That's all folks!