Okay. I love Sand. I love Stall. WHY NO SANDSTALL UBERS TEAM??? IMA MAKE IT!!!!
(Originally posted on Serebii RMT under the same name)
(THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST TEAM I'VE EVER MADE)
Scolipede-Swarm(YatoNoKami)(SHINY)
Jolly-Focus Sash
4 HP, 252 DEF, 252 SPEED
-Toxic Spikes
-Spikes
-Steamroller
-Pursuit
The fastest Toxic Spiker in the entire metagame, With max defense and Sash to almost guarantee a Double T-Spike Setup. Spikes for some extra set-up if I Can pull it off. Steamroller for some fast STAB Flinchhax Attacking, with swarm to boost it's power a little. Pursuit to chase anything that decides to switch away. The EVs allow it to slightly survive a physical lead and set up a lot moar.
Tyranitar-Sand Stream(SunaRaijin)
Sassy-Leftovers
100 ATK, 252 HP, 156 DEF,
-Dragon Tail
-Fire Fang
-Crunch
-Stealth Rock
(Usually) Comes up right after Scolipede Sets up, And sets up rocks, Then Proceeds to phaze away at the enemy, Spreading hazards, and Fire fanging and steels that get forced in, Crunch for STAB and to eliminate Reuniclus, a common enemy. EVs allow it to take most hits pretty well.
Arceus-Multitype(EternalOne)
Bold-Stone Plate
252 HP, 152 DEF, 104 SP.A
-Recover
-Flamethrower
-Cosmic Power
-Judgement
Why I have never seen this build is seriously amazing. IT'S THE BEST WALL IN THE ENTIRE FKING GAME. It hits an insane level of defenses and HP even without setup, and can recoverstall, Hit pretty damn hard, Flamethrower Steels, and Judgement for Strong STAB.
Mewtwo-Pressure (Kishin)
Modest-Choice Scarf
4 HP, 252 SP.ATK, 252 SPEED
-Psystrike
-Aura Sphere
-Shadow Ball
-Thunderbolt
The Revenge Killer from hell.
With scarf It outspeeds almost everything in the entire metagame, Smacks hard with Psystrike for STAB, Aura Sphere to kill enemy Rocks & Steels, Shadow ball to kill enemy Psychics, and T-Bolt for Water killing. (it also resists fighting, making it a good switch-in defensively)
Celebi-Natural Cure
Bold-Leftovers
252 HP, 100 DEF, 100 S.DEF, 56 SP.A
-Heal Bell
-Psychic
-Recover
-Toxic
It Clerics The entire team of status, and can Kinda wall in it's own right. It can spread toxic, and Can Energy Ball enemy waters. It resists Fighting and Water too, (Like latias did)
Psychic To deal with those damn fightings.
LATIAS WAS REPLACED WITH CELEBI
Cradily-Storm Drain(WallOfDiks)(SHINY)
Bold-Leftover
152 HP, 100 SP.A, 152 DEF, 104 SP.D
-Energy ball
-Toxic
-Stockpile
-Recover
Absorbs Water that is aimed at Probopass, and TTar, and can easily set up Stockpile and Recoverstall, with Energy ball for STAB + Toxic to take care of those enemys if my T-Spikes got spun away or something along those lines.
(Originally posted on Serebii RMT under the same name)
(THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST TEAM I'VE EVER MADE)

Scolipede-Swarm(YatoNoKami)(SHINY)
Jolly-Focus Sash
4 HP, 252 DEF, 252 SPEED
-Toxic Spikes
-Spikes
-Steamroller
-Pursuit
The fastest Toxic Spiker in the entire metagame, With max defense and Sash to almost guarantee a Double T-Spike Setup. Spikes for some extra set-up if I Can pull it off. Steamroller for some fast STAB Flinchhax Attacking, with swarm to boost it's power a little. Pursuit to chase anything that decides to switch away. The EVs allow it to slightly survive a physical lead and set up a lot moar.

Tyranitar-Sand Stream(SunaRaijin)
Sassy-Leftovers
100 ATK, 252 HP, 156 DEF,
-Dragon Tail
-Fire Fang
-Crunch
-Stealth Rock
(Usually) Comes up right after Scolipede Sets up, And sets up rocks, Then Proceeds to phaze away at the enemy, Spreading hazards, and Fire fanging and steels that get forced in, Crunch for STAB and to eliminate Reuniclus, a common enemy. EVs allow it to take most hits pretty well.

Arceus-Multitype(EternalOne)
Bold-Stone Plate
252 HP, 152 DEF, 104 SP.A
-Recover
-Flamethrower
-Cosmic Power
-Judgement
Why I have never seen this build is seriously amazing. IT'S THE BEST WALL IN THE ENTIRE FKING GAME. It hits an insane level of defenses and HP even without setup, and can recoverstall, Hit pretty damn hard, Flamethrower Steels, and Judgement for Strong STAB.

Mewtwo-Pressure (Kishin)
Modest-Choice Scarf
4 HP, 252 SP.ATK, 252 SPEED
-Psystrike
-Aura Sphere
-Shadow Ball
-Thunderbolt
The Revenge Killer from hell.
With scarf It outspeeds almost everything in the entire metagame, Smacks hard with Psystrike for STAB, Aura Sphere to kill enemy Rocks & Steels, Shadow ball to kill enemy Psychics, and T-Bolt for Water killing. (it also resists fighting, making it a good switch-in defensively)

Celebi-Natural Cure
Bold-Leftovers
252 HP, 100 DEF, 100 S.DEF, 56 SP.A
-Heal Bell
-Psychic
-Recover
-Toxic
It Clerics The entire team of status, and can Kinda wall in it's own right. It can spread toxic, and Can Energy Ball enemy waters. It resists Fighting and Water too, (Like latias did)
Psychic To deal with those damn fightings.
LATIAS WAS REPLACED WITH CELEBI

Cradily-Storm Drain(WallOfDiks)(SHINY)
Bold-Leftover
152 HP, 100 SP.A, 152 DEF, 104 SP.D
-Energy ball
-Toxic
-Stockpile
-Recover
Absorbs Water that is aimed at Probopass, and TTar, and can easily set up Stockpile and Recoverstall, with Energy ball for STAB + Toxic to take care of those enemys if my T-Spikes got spun away or something along those lines.