Battle Of The Bounces
TheGodsend1 (me) vs. Maxiia
Hey guys! This will be my second thread ever on smogon...a warstory...I am crazy. Well anyway, this is a team I was laddering for my new team Walmart, you can find it in the RMT section (hence second thread.) Back on topic this was one of my best matchesthat really had me on the edge of my seat throughout the whole match. If you want to see Maxiia's team you can scroll down, but that just ruins all of the fun. So without further ado:
Team Walmart






Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
Nicknames omitted
Life Orb and Leftovers omitted
My comments will be in Bold purple
Scores after each kill
Log will be in Black BOLD
mxiia sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
TheGodsend1 sent out Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Azelf, one of the most popular suicide leads in history. I've seen so many people run this set that I think anything can happen at this point. Mxiia can use stealth rocks, taunt, or use Fire Blast. I figured I should play it safe and clicked Taunt.


Crobat used Taunt.
Azelf fell for the taunt!
Azelf used Taunt.
Azelf can't use Taunt after the taunt!
TheGodsend1: :P


Great minds think alike I suppose. We both Taunt, but I have greater speed so being safe can be a good choice sometimes. Now at this point I think to myself, "he's out of comission" and proceed to plan. He has to explode now, so I decide to switch in Gengar and lol in his face.
TheGodsend1 switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Azelf used Psychic.
It's super effective!
Gengar lost 100% of its health.
TheGodsend1's Gengar fainted.
TheGodsend1: darn i was expecting explosion
mxiia: lol
mxiia: sorry
TheGodsend1 switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).






5-6
Oh crap. The one Azelf lead that doesn't run Fire Blast...Or Explosion as far as I know. So my Gengar got completely screwed So what do I do next? This darn Azelf is rotflol right now and I'm swearing under my breath. I tend to play a little conservatively so I decide to send in Vaporeon who really doesnt fear Azelf.
Azelf used Psychic.
Vaporeon lost 35% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
A critical hit!
Azelf lost 100% of its health.
Azelf hung on using its Focus Sash!
Azelf's taunt wore off!


Well first hax strikes in my favor with a would-be Surf OHKO, although nullified due to Focus Sash. Psychic does a decent chunk to Vapy, but I just shrug it off. One more Surf and I'll finally kill that darn Azelf.
Azelf used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Vaporeon used Surf.
Azelf lost 0% of its health.
mxiia's Azelf fainted.
mxiia switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).



5-5
I celebrate the death of Azelf, with it's last attempt to make a mark with putting up rocks. I don't really mind too much,
I do alright with SR on the field. As my self esteem starts to work it's way back up, it falls just as fast as an anvil coming out of a parachute. Jolteon. So close to Vaporeon yet so far away. I know I can't stay in and eat the obvious thunderbolt, and I just dropped my Flygon for my new suggested Latias. Well Thunderbolt shouldn't to too much to the oddly lovable dragon, so in it goes.
TheGodsend1 switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Pointed stones dug into Latias.
Latias lost 12% of its health.
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Latias lost 29% of its health.



Ouch pretty much sums it up. With Stealth Rock and a sizable chunk gone from Thunderbolt I'm starting to feel uneasy. I know Thunderbolt won't KO anytime soon, so I decide to attack. After concidering a bit, I decide to Draco Meteor. It should make a big dent if he stays out or switches again.
mxiia switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Latias used Draco Meteor.
Vaporeon lost 54% of its health.
Latias's special attack was harshly lowered.



To my dismay I see another Eevee evo that I think is in a very akward position, but maybe that's just me. I'm glad to see the hefty 54%, but due to the Sp Atk drop I know I can't attack again. Since I'm forced to switch, I think about my options. Gyarados fails to Vapy, my vaporeon is a possible option but I decide against it because of the possibility of HP Electric, but then there's my Specially Bulky Zapdos. Thunderbolt absolutely kills it, and it really can't do much to me. So I finally decide it's his time to shine.
TheGodsend1 switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Vaporeon used Protect.
Vaporeon protected itself!



So he decided to scout me out and opted for Protect, nice play. So now Zapos is staring him down ready to Thunderbolt him
in the face which he can do because you practically can't use protect twice. As I'm about to click the button clearly
labled "KILL IT" I realize something. So far maxiia has been a good player, and I think to myself, what if he predicts it
and switches to Jolteon? Sigh, I gotta go thinkin and that has ruined so many battle for me. So I go and click Heat Wave.
It won't do much to Vapy and I'll start kicking myself if he stays in, but it'll do a nice chunk to Jolteon. I finally click the button that is labled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
mxiia switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).
Zapdos used Heat Wave.
Jolteon lost 39% of its health.



My prediction paid off! It didn't KO like I would've liked, but I'm just happy I didn't give it a free HP boost. Intent on killing this Eevee spawn, I click Heat Wave again.
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
Zapdos lost 48% of its health.
Zapdos used Heat Wave.
Jolteon lost 37% of its health.


Hmm, not quite, but I'm almost there! Just...one...more...time...
mxiia switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Zapdos used Heat Wave.
Zapdos's attack missed!



...And he switches. Darn. Well Heat Wave missed which really didn't matter at this point. Now I'm not sure what he's going to do. I'm pretty sure he's gonna try what he did before and switch to jolteon and get a free HP raise, especially due to it's really low HP now. Well, guess what? You're not gonna get that outa me! So I confidently use Heat Wave.
Vaporeon used Protect.
Vaporeon protected itself!
Zapdos used Heat Wave.
Vaporeon protected itself!


Needless to say I grossly overpredicted. I'm guessing he just gave up on Vapy trying to get Leftovers boost before he died. While I'm telling myself I'm not gonna try to predict again, I happen to look down and realize I have another move I should've used before...I hate my life...
Zapdos used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Vaporeon lost 62% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.


Vaporeon used Protect.
Vaporeon protected itself!
Zapdos used Hidden Power.
Vaporeon protected itself!


Zapdos used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Vaporeon lost 21% of its health.
mxiia's Vaporeon fainted.
mxiia switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).



5-4
Hidden Power Grass. Wow if I had seen that before I really would've made my life easier on myself. I delight in the sight
of the death of the akward blue poke and I greet the other Eevee evo. I'm gonna like this, Heat Wave in it's face.
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
Zapdos lost 45% of its health.
Zapdos used Heat Wave.
Jolteon lost 24% of its health.
mxiia's Jolteon fainted.
mxiia switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).



5-3
Jolteon left it's mark with one last Thunderbolt, but I finally got it. So maxiia sends in one of the best revenge killers in the game. I figure it's about time to say goodbye to Zapdos, so I might as wll go out swingin. Hidden Power Grass.
Dugtrio used Sucker Punch.
Zapdos lost 11% of its health.
TheGodsend1's Zapdos fainted.
TheGodsend1 switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Vaporeon.
Vaporeon lost 12% of its health.



4-3
Darn, I really want Zapdos to go out in a blaze of glory, but we all can't have nice things. Looking back I really
should've expected that, but oh well. So I consider my options. I don't know what item this thing is running. I'm
assuming Choice Scarf, so he's pretty much locked into Sucker Punch. I know, I'll switch to Vapy! Vapy doesn't need
to attack and just stall Sucker Punch out of PP if he stays in...Let's do this.
So I'm expecting another Sucker Punch from the little mole thing (really, how can it learn a punching attack???) so I decide to mess with him and click Wish.
mxiia switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Vaporeon's attack!
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!



To my delight I see the ever present Gyarados. With or without Zapdos, Vaporeon is my best Gyra counter, since I run
HP Electric. Most Gyarados with Stone Edge, which even after 1 DD does about 28%, Earthquake about 26%. I click Hidden
Power and expect a KO.
Gyarados used Substitute.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados made a substitute!
Vaporeon used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Gyarados!
Gyarados's substitute faded!
The wish came true!
Vaporeon restored 29% of its health.


Substitute? Wait, Substitute on a Gyarados...That must mean SubBounce. Of course it's the exact same spread of my Gyarados. Ugh, I'm not happy with this event, but as long as I take it down it won't matter too much. I click Hidden Power one last time for the KO, unless he Subs again. I just wanna wear him down and give him no chance to Dragon Dance.
mxiia switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Vaporeon used Hidden Power.
It doesn't affect Dugtrio...



Alright, good prediction on Maxiia's part, well, I guess the Hidden Power
was kinda obvious. So Dugtrio gets in for free
but forgets about Vapy's massive defenses. I'm expecting an Earthquake or a switch. I'm getting ready to laugh at whatever he does. I click Surf to scout or KO.
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
Vaporeon lost 39% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's super effective!
Dugtrio lost 100% of its health.
mxiia's Dugtrio fainted.
mxiia switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).



4-2
You gotta love Vapy, he can basically just shrug off any attack thrown at it. It takes 39% from Earthquake and I just
think I can Wish that off at some point. So the maxiia sends out the giant blue metal psychic spider from hell. Of all
my attacks, Surf would do the most damage. Away we go!
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Vaporeon lost 61% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Metagross lost 42% of its health.


Ouch, 61% is a lot of damage, I was expecting an Earthquake or something. So I really don't want vapy to die yet, He's
been so helpful this match I don't want to lose him. I decide to protect to get Leftovers help.
Vaporeon used Protect.
Vaporeon protected itself!
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
Vaporeon protected itself!


At 18%, I know for a fact that Thunderpunch will kill me. I ponder for a minute, and then decide to send back in the big
red dragon, Latias. She should be able to take a Thunderpunch. Good luck!
TheGodsend1 switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Pointed stones dug into Latias.
Latias lost 12% of its health.
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
It's not very effective...
Latias lost 23% of its health.



Alright, Latias at this point is death fodder, so I being really retarded instead of using Surf I use Trick. I really don't know what I was thinking, but I thought it might help.
Latias used Trick.
Latias obtained Life Orb!
Metagross obtained Choice Scarf!
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Latias lost 24% of its health.
TheGodsend1's Latias fainted.
TheGodsend1: wow that didnt help me at all...
mxiia: not really
TheGodsend1 switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Vaporeon.
Vaporeon lost 12% of its health.



3-2
At this point I didn't realize that he used Meteor Mash, I thought he used ThunderPunch. Not realizing this, I almost type
gg. I have three pokemon left: Crobat, Vaporeon, and Gyarados, all of which will die to a ThunderPunch from that monster.
Maxiia literally won the battle for me right in that turn. Thunderpunch would've killed me. Still not realizing, I figure
I should hang in there as long as I can, so I protect.
Vaporeon used Protect.
Vaporeon protected itself!
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Metagross's attack missed!


I think it was about this point I actually realized he was locked into Meteor Mash. Thank you God!!! I still might be
able to win this! Well Vapy is done, which leaves me with Crobat, I want to save Gyarados for the end. I think I tried to
Surf here but I knew I was outspead anyway so it really didnt matter.
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
It's not very effective...
Vaporeon lost 13% of its health.
TheGodsend1's Vaporeon fainted.
TheGodsend1 switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Pointed stones dug into Crobat.
Crobat lost 25% of its health.



2-2
So now Crobat is in. I can't taunt because well obviously he's locked into Meteor Mash, and right about here I'd use
Hynosis, but right before this match I exchanged it for Roost...Well the only real option I have here is to Brave Bird
and pray it does some kind of damage.
Crobat used Brave Bird.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 18% of its health.
Crobat was hit by recoil!
Crobat lost 6% of its health.
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Metagross's attack missed!


Hax strikes again, and Meteor Mash misses. Brave Bird does a pretty small amount of damage, but I'm still feeling okay.
The recoil damage actually equals leftovers recovery lol. So Crobat can't do much more this match, I just keep clicking
Brave Bird.
Crobat used Brave Bird.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 16% of its health.
Crobat was hit by recoil!
Crobat lost 5% of its health.
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Crobat lost 65% of its health.


Crobat used Brave Bird.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 4% of its health.
mxiia's Metagross fainted.
Crobat was hit by recoil!
Crobat lost 1% of its health.
mxiia switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!



2-1
This is why Crobat is such a beast. He can outrun and KO (well kinda) a scarfed Metagross. This is awesome. He sends out
his own SubBounce Gyarados and I am counting Crobat for dead right now anyway, so Brave Bird again!
Crobat used Brave Bird.
Gyarados lost 29% of its health.
Crobat was hit by recoil!
Crobat lost 11% of its health.
Gyarados used Substitute.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados made a substitute!


Okay, this has to be Crobat's last turn. He's at 11% and the recoil is 11%. It's over, but I'm very happy with the 29% health drop. RIP Crobat, you did amazing.
Crobat used Brave Bird.
The substitute took damage for Gyarados!
Gyarados's substitute faded!
Crobat was hit by recoil!
Crobat lost 9% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Crobat lost 3% of its health.
TheGodsend1's Crobat fainted.
TheGodsend1 switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
My Gyarados lost 25% of its health.



1-1
So I send out my Gyarados as a last resort. Here's where it's epic: out last pokes, both Gyradoses, both SubBounce, wow,
so much suspence. I know how this Gyrados plays so I expect a Substitute. I figure while's he's doing that I can start stat-upping. Dragon Dance it is.
My Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
My Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
My Gyarados's attack was raised.
My Gyarados's speed was raised.
Gyarados used Bounce.
Gyarados bounced up!


Hmm, I was a little off, but I still am undamaged and stronger while the giant dragon fish with no wings bounces into the air. This turn was pretty easy, I know I'm faster thanks to DD so I'll just substitute to avoid damage.
My Gyarados used Substitute.
My Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
My Gyarados made a substitute!
Gyarados used Bounce.
The substitute took damage for Gyarados!
My Gyarados's substitute faded!


mxiia: lol
Lol pretty much sums it up. We both know we are running SubBounce, and this will be very interesting. I know I just need
1 more sub for my Liechi berry to activate, so here we go.
My Gyarados used Substitute.
My Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
My Gyarados made a substitute!
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
My Gyarados's Liechi Berry raised its attack!


TheGodsend1: battle of the bounces
And the catchy name for this battle "bounced" into my head (no pun intended) and I'm in a pretty good spot. I have my sub
and my stats are still higher than mxiia's. Let's DD again and see what happens.
My Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
My Gyarados's attack was raised.
My Gyarados's speed was raised.
Gyarados used Substitute.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados made a substitute!


mxiia: =D
Agreeing again with mxiia, this is gonna be good. We both have subs and I keep stating up as long as my sub is up. DD again? Alright then.
My Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
My Gyarados's attack was raised.
My Gyarados's speed was raised.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Gyarados!
Gyarados's substitute faded!


So mxiia finally decides to attack and breaks my sub, and I just stat up again. I don't have enough HP to Sub up again,
So I'm forced to attack. I don't want to bounce because I don't want to give him an extra turn to do anything, so I
decide to use Waterfall to break his sub.
My Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Gyarados!
Gyarados's substitute faded!
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 24% of its health.


Wow, I survive his Waterfall with 1% HP left O_o. I'm concidering myself pretty lucky right now. All I have to do is pray
that my waterfall can do enough. Turn on the suspence:
Powering Up
Almost Ready...
My Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 44% of its health.
mxiia's Gyarados fainted.

1-0
TheGodsend1 wins!
And my Waterfall does enought to kill him!!! Wow, great game Mxiia! That was the best in a while. We chatted a little
afterward and he gave me permission to warstory this match. So close, mxiaa! You almost had me.
Props:
Mxiia for one of the most memorable matches I've ever played
My Vaporeon and Zapdos for demolishing most of his team
His Azelf for using Psychic and destroying my Gengar
Not too much hax.
Slops:
Me overpredicting and switching to Gengar
Subsequently Gengar doing nothing the whole match
Me using Trick on Metagross
So there's my first warstory! I hope you guys enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Please feel free
to rate and comment on. Enjoy!
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