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Beams vs. Blasts

Beam or Blast


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Magic Mayhem Maiden

formerly CorruptionInTheGovernment
It has come to my attention that one of the members of Blast Nation Arcticblast has been spotted firing beams across the Smogoff. This has been a huge setback in the war of Beams vs. Blasts, so I shall rally the competition to prove that blasts are the superior energy attack.

You want to dodge a beam? That's easy as moving to the side or vertically. Blasts encompasses the area around your foe, practically guaranteeing a hit. Generation 9 has been a huge win with Tera Blast terrorizing metagames, while Hyper Beam has been floundering ever since Generation 1.

What's not cooler than utterly destroying everything in your vicinity, or launching an unsuspecting orb that spells impending doom? Blast also just sounds cooler than Beam. You're really being compared to a bean? Untainted by meme status, blasts retains all of it's potency.

I will admit leaving a trail of destruction is cool though. Um. Maybe I have to reconsider. I still like blowing shit up and walking away.
 
What if instead of beam vs blasts we discussed beans vs tarts and talked about which one's better between pies or beans
 
This is the future that Arcticblast wants


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I read all of them til bubble blast and thought “that’s normal” and then I saw bubble blast and it took me “like 30 seconds to realize
 
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