I only want the best of the best, as an autistic person I often have difficulty with social situations, and something as basic or bland as "hi, my name is" or "what's up" often fails, particularly after I scald them for not recognising I was in fact quizzing them on the beloved movie "Up". Instead I've found solace in opening conversations with something along the lines of "greetings and salutations fellow humanoid earthling" or "hey look I have a badge on smogon.com", both of these often result in immediate swooning and/or asking for signatures, but they have been getting a bit old. Please, enlighten me of the best ways to open conversations, would be thoroughly appreciated and failure to comply will result in the little plate in your microwave unrelatedly disappearing.
