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Bless A Curse

it was cancelled because the writers realized that the show has naturally run its course and they decided to give it a meaningful conclusion. the show avoids becoming a steaming pile of garbage which the writers have run out of ideas for (simpsons :psycry: )



every time you touch a computer mouse it turns into a real mouse and bites you
 
your technologically responsible practices mean that you have a relatively recent backup of the world on both an external and internal hard disk. you only lose one gameplay session worth of progress.
your current company's technical director congratulates you for your responsible practices after you relate the story of how you saved your minecraft world. you are sent free of charge by the tech director to a large corporate technology practices convention, to represent your company. your insight is valuable and your talk at the conference is great. you meet your future spouse at the conference. you get hired to work at seagate because of the talk. you climb your way up the corporate ladder, eventually landing a high paying managerial position. your position entitles you to a lifetime supply of seagate barracudas 50TB to back up your minecraft world with. now you have a large house in the suburbs, a nice car, a beautiful wife, two kids, a golden retriever, and a lifetime supply of hard drives. this is all you ever wanted.

i wanted a big mac with no cheese and my friend wanted one with cheese but they got our orders wrong. I got one with cheese and he got one without cheese.
 
You're not in the Simpsons

You get rickrolled, stickbugged, gnomed, snommed, and distraction dance'd at the same time by your friend
 
you enjoy reading it

you read the fact that galarian articuno is the worst of the 3 galarian birds, and when it's revealed that you use galarian articuno as your main pokemon everyone starts to cyberbully you nonstop. you try to get the mods to stop this, but they join in on that as well. you're left cornered, waiting for something to save you.
 
spurned by your shame, you theorycraft in secret, creating the perfect galarian articuno for today's meta. you relentlessly practice, working your way up the ladder and smaller tournaments until you get bought in spl. finally, time to show the world how good galarian articuno can really be, and on smogon's largest stage.
you get smashed, because it still sucks. but you get a lot of likes from being in SPL and posting 'in' and memes on the discussion threads and crap so it's okay

you introduced pet frogs into you house to get rid of the roach infestation, but now you have a frog infestation
 
The frogs are Poliwrath with perfect IVs and help you become Pokemon Champion.

A corrupt policeman brutalizes you and the other police officers refuse to believe your accusations.
 
You're a lawyer and you bring them to court and win

Your playing soccer and about to score a goal but Cinderace holds up a Red Card
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He kicked a clone of you. You later use an Ultra Ball on it and catch it.

A Galarian Moltres incinerated your soul, causing your demise.
 
Blessing: All of your blessings for your curses are now original too!

Curse: You feel like you've been outdone by others in your favorite Pet Mod. Anger and envy starts to build up within you, and when you lose another slate by 1 point, your anger starts to hit a boiling point.
 
War Incarnate said:
Blessing: All of your blessings for your curses are now original too!

Curse: You feel like you've been outdone by others in your favorite Pet Mod. Anger and envy starts to build up within you, and when you lose another slate by 1 point, your anger starts to hit a boiling point.
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It was on a PS side server, so you don't lose ELO.

You can fly; only downwards, however, your 6 feet under.
 
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