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Bless A Curse

It doesn't hurt you, just gives you fast transportation.



Breaking a leg falling off a roof (Look, it being extremely specific is because either I don't include how you broke your leg and its kinda hard to justify or you use the same "fast transport if it doesn't hurt" argument, its not because it happened to me or anything like that)
 
You somehow obtain a timewarp potion after doing so, and you warp back to the moments before you did that, effectively nullifying the bad thing.

Making Gardevoir fanart and then getting called out because of you-know-what.
 
you suffer no pain whatsoever

liking gardevoir in front of a group of toxic gardevoir haters (ok ill stop with the gardevoir lol)
 
you have a glass fence in between the two of you allowing you to laugh at the angry gardy haters as they scream and cry

you are locked in a metal box slowly filling with water
 
you are a fish

you get crushed by a falling vending machine (which is 4x more likely than getting attacked by a shark. idk thought y'all should know that)
 
you have a force field

you accidentally transmogrify yourself into a pokemon that you didn't want to turn into
 
you get to cuddle with cute succubi and other demon girls (and/or boys depending on your preferences owo)

you have to live the rest of your life in your least favorite country
 
your favourite pokemon is gogoat so ultimately nothing happened

you are forced to consume a never ending stream of lard for the rest of eternity
 
I Eat Snoms said:
You go to Brazil in the 1600's. It's ruled by the Spaniards and with your modern technology, you advance the world 500 years and is treated as a God.

You become a pariah.
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Then you win the lottery so no one will ask money from you.

You are now tagged as a North Korean defector and the NK government is after you.
 
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