blood totem resurrection thread

Demantoid

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#9
Demantoid's Comprehensive Manager Rankings

1. Kaori's quotes that show he knows how to create a fun team environment. He's also running the meme thread :sogood:
[6:11 PM] Kaori: >w<
[6:11 PM] MajorBowman: Sam your emoticon faces suck
[6:11 PM] MajorBowman: I don't understand them
[6:11 PM] Kaori: id have trouble understanding them if i was as dumb as you too

[3:42 PM] [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] kaori: i will find sneasel hentai
[3:42 PM] [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] kaori: do not test me
[3:42 PM] happy holishays :D: sam is top 5 DOU at finding niche hentai
[3:42 PM] happy holishays :D: he's really grinded his skills over the last year

[9:08 PM] [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] kaori: while not necessarily lumberjack-esque jakes voice is certainly homoerotic
[9:08 PM] [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] kaori: im aroused, anyway

[20:53:52] @ SamVGC ✿: it was checkmater
[20:54:12] @ SamVGC ✿: i was scrolling through smogon.com
[20:54:15] @ SamVGC ✿: like a good boy
[20:54:24] @ SamVGC ✿: and then i was assaulted
[20:54:28] @ SamVGC ✿: by his monster dong

[22:31:48] SamVGC ✿:.nom xxxedgelord69xxx

[11:39 PM] SamGSC: SUCK AN ENTIRE COCK

+Lolk: i just threw up on my laptop
+SamVGC ✿: hot
☆bopper: im wet

[9:39 PM] SamGSC: u just
[9:39 PM] SamGSC: stick the dildo up ur ass
[9:39 PM] SamGSC: then jerk off
[9:40 PM] Croven: sam have u done that before
[9:40 PM] SamGSC: n
[9:40 PM] Croven: good
[9:40 PM] SamGSC: i use a banana like a normal person
[9:40 PM] SamGSC: idiot

[9:42 PM] SamGSC: does sex include hand holding

[7:22 PM] Kaori: i used to be so good
[7:22 PM] Kaori: what happened
[7:27 PM] Matame: Menopause

[23:52:03] dlt kaori: rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $:

[4:43 AM] Kaori: crovens gonna have a daughter one day and refuse to speak to her because she looks like she's 5

[6:09 PM] sam: berkely turned check into a power bottom
[6:09 PM] sam: hence the
[6:09 PM] sam: rainbows

[6:41 PM] Eseque: that looks yuck
[6:41 PM] Eseque: it looks
[6:41 PM] Eseque: like literal human feces
[6:41 PM] sam: so do u but im not talkin shit

[22:13] +TFC: i knew sam was a dick
[22:13] %SamVGC ✿: you are what you eat after all

[12:18 PM] Kaori: wow croven played like a retard
[12:18 PM] Kaori: who woulda thought...

[7:52 PM] Kaori: someone knocked on my door and i almost had a heart attack at the thought of talking to another human
[7:52 PM] Kaori: i might need help

Landorus used Earthquake!
It doesn't affect Articuno...
The opposing Tapu Lele lost 94.0% of its health!
It's super effective on the opposing Heatran!
The opposing Heatran ate its Shuca Berry!
The Shuca Berry weakened the damage to the opposing Heatran!
The opposing Heatran lost 100% of its health!
The opposing Tapu Lele fainted!
The opposing Heatran fainted!
☆zikam(°_°):registered:~✿: band
☆dlt kaori: u some kinda detective

[8:13 PM] Level 51: s/os to jap dudes for killing my great grandfather
[8:14 PM] sam: and now their children
[8:14 PM] sam: murder u on battle spot
[8:14 PM] sam: it never ends.

[7:18 PM] Kaori: aray i have to say
[7:18 PM] Kaori: i think you legitimately have the worst metagame opinions
[7:18 PM] Kaori: ive ever seen

[8:36 PM] Arcticblast: Sam please do not drive to PA
[8:36 PM] Arcticblast: beating my ass is not worth the gas
[8:36 PM] Arcticblast: you could use that money on snacks instead
[8:36 PM] ArcticOceanblast: but is the gas worth the ass

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☆kAoRi: i always disappoint at the climax


2. marilli is similar to Kaori except his quotes are lower quality and less drunk.
[2:49 PM] Rin: uh
[2:49 PM] Rin: what could possibly be going on in your life that's more important than the tf circuit?
[3:04 PM] marilli: mai waifu
[3:05 PM] Rin: okay true

[8:05 PM] marilli: i save my replays on my laptop to jerk off to them when theres no internet

[20:09:24] Mishi's Mom: mish mish
[20:14:19] marilli!!: mish mish
[20:14:24] marilli!
!: mish's mom has got it going on
[20:14:45] marilli!!: She's all I want and I've waited for so long [20:15:02] marilli!!: Mishi, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me

[9:20 PM] marilli: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOFqDGgVoAAxwJh.png
[4:10 AM] MrGX: Meow!!
[4:11 AM] MrGX: I'm going feral now
[4:11 AM] MrGX: everyone who gets near me gets scratched!

[2:14 PM] marilli: tar!!!
[2:14 PM] marilli: im going primal now!
[2:14 PM] marilli: everyone who gets near me gets buffeted by sandstorm !

[12:31 AM] marilli: when u fuck like a catgirl u need to wag ur tail and go nyaaa~

[12:29 AM] marilli: stax wanna fuk
[12:29 AM] stax: ok
[12:29 AM] marilli: >/////<

[8:20 PM] marilli: u know hitler was right tho

[6:47 PM] marilli: i just found a slowpoke
[6:47 PM] marilli: should i catch it and name it eseque

[10:15 PM] marilli: [9:41 PM] KyleCole: Why bother voting when Russia decides anyways
[10:15 PM] marilli: me every suspect test

[00:18:21] @ n10sit: dont fuck with me
[00:18:29] %marilli!!: dw
[00:18:31] %marilli!!: no one will

[3:04 PM] marilli: noon UK = 8 AM east coast
[3:04 PM] marilli: subtract 5 to get east coast timezone

[2:32 PM] marilli: my anime club has a hot 11 year old

[9:51 PM] marilli: i just got raped by tentacles
[9:51 PM] marilli: non stop
[9:51 PM] marilli: until i got pregnant

[6:08 PM] marilli: lilliechan i believe in you!
[6:09 PM] marilli: use your lovely clefairy and beat demantoid with the power of love!
[6:09 PM] marilli: and hopefully avoid getting tentacle raped by malamar
[6:09 PM] marilli: given that you're an anime girl that might be your weakness

[8:10 PM] marilli: ggfans ban is older than eseque yet he is more immature than eseque
[8:10 PM] marilli: imagine.

[5:32 PM] marilliBGC: BSPL = Big Sausage Pizza League
[5:32 PM] marilliBGC: sam vgc told me a lot about big sausages
[5:32 PM] marilliBGC: owo

[6:55 PM] kaori: im not too concerned about the length
[6:55 PM] marilli: more about girth

[9:59 PM] marilli: [9:59 PM] Checkmater: smogtours went insane
[9:59 PM] marilli: this doesnt mean shit
[9:59 PM] marilli: u might accidentally breathe a bit too loud
[10:00 PM] marilli: and smogtours would go insane
[10:02 PM] marilli: what does smogtours not go wild over
[10:03 PM] marilli: u can t bolt rhydon and make smogtours go wild


3. miltankmilk has far fewer quotes than the above two resulting in a lower rank. However a few of his quotes became memes for a time after their original posting giving him an edge over the lower managers.
☆Pocket: critana ftw
☆miltankmilk: cut your fucking horseshit dad act

[Gen 7] Challenge Cup 1v1 Single Elimination Tournament created.
[20:49:46] Trelloant: i nerver get lucky with these
[20:50:19] %miltankmilk: well i guess you can only get lucky in so many environments

[5:40 PM] lilly kuro: does this man really think that tohjo falls
[5:40 PM] lilly kuro: is the entire community
[5:40 PM] miltankmilk: can you just quit again
[5:40 PM] miltankmilk: thanks elise

[2:02 PM] marilli: Ken Sugimori invented Snorlax
[2:02 PM] Kaori: i invented ken sugimori
[2:02 PM] miltankmilk: is that the guy who roomed with us sam

[6:33 PM] tf slayer miltankmilk: i just dont get muddy water turn 1
[6:33 PM] tf slayer miltankmilk: other than just fishing for a miss
[6:54 PM] marilli: :fish:
[6:54 PM] tf slayer miltankmilk: yeah thats about the level of thought i expected

[7:43 PM] miltankmilk: imagine being as lucky as marilli
[7:47 PM] miltankmilk: just able to mindlessly click moves
[7:47 PM] miltankmilk: crazy

[9:54 PM] [thonky] miltankmilk: also when mroutstandingman1 types, i wait patiently for his wisdom

[7:00 PM] KyleCole: i just matched up w hydra
[7:00 PM] KyleCole: and he made out game private
[7:00 PM] KyleCole: immediatly
[7:01 PM] miltankmilk: u made out privately with hydra
[7:01 PM] miltankmilk: lewd

[5:18 PM] miltankmilk: we need a new shadow realm
[5:18 PM] miltankmilk: just for aray
[5:18 PM] miltankmilk: when he says things like this
[5:18 PM] miltankmilk: we just need to put him in timeout


4. Arcticblast's average quotes earn him a ranking above the managers whose quotes are :sobad: but below those that are :sogood:
[22:16:49] #arcticblast: if I'm gonna be completely honest
[22:16:55] #arcticblast: I usually forget Mishiimono exists

[21:34:12] %shaian ✿: TF TAKEOVER
[21:34:18] %shaian ✿: #_#
[21:34:24] #arcticblast: I swear to god I'll demote you

[10:50 PM] Arcticblast: miltankmilk you don't understand, I've literally had dick in my mouth before and I still avoid mushrooms

[11:41 AM] marshmellow: You can use Celebi to go back in time and remove it from your teambuilder

[21:44:53] E&M4Life: woah, blesshax 1900 with 91.2% gxe wtf
[21:44:56] E&M4Life: a legend!
[21:47:49] #arcticblast: E&M4Life
[21:47:49] #arcticblast: (Unregistered)
[21:47:50] #arcticblast: Rooms: smogondoubles
[21:47:50] #arcticblast: Alt: PheonixTempest (offline)
[21:47:51] #arcticblast: Previous names: pervertedlegend, miloman100, blesshax, pheonixtempest
E&M4Life left
[21:47:56] #arcticblast: stop promoting yourself
[21:48:14] Z Strats: lmfao
[21:48:16] #arcticblast: and for the love of god stop pretending to be other people
[21:48:28] #arcticblast: like Chuppa and jamesspeed, neither of whom are you
[21:48:36] +Mishiimono: :sogood:
[21:49:13] #arcticblast: he's now offline.
[21:49:16] #arcticblast: we did it reddit

%Arcticblast: you seem you have a lot of pent up anger
%Arcticblast: have you considered getting good at Pokemon?

[9:36 PM] u: my preferred way of dealing with Alabama is pretending it doesn't exist


5. n10sit's quotes are very bad jokes or just show how strange he is.
[9:59 PM] talkingtree: Also I have a date tonight so
[9:59 PM] n10sit: pornhub
[9:59 PM] n10sit: isnt a date

[21:11:38] @ n10siT:!ds black
[21:11:44] @ n10siT: very few
[21:11:57] @ n10siT: guess u could say
[21:12:05] @ n10siT: they're the minority

[4:44 PM] n10sit: i'd commit murder for lifetime supply of popeyes

[8:13 PM] n10sit: u ever be having a good day
[8:13 PM] n10sit: and then remember level 51 top 4'd a seasonal using entirely dewgong perish trap
[8:13 PM] n10sit: sigh!

[01:50:47] @ n10sit: you ever fart so big in your chair that it comes out on both sides of you

[6:24 PM] n10sit: Dewgongs cry should sound everytime i take my pants off

[21:48:10] @ n10sit: ive never seen a game that is supposedly so competitive do so much to reward ppl who play like they have a dog turd for a brain
[21:48:13] @ n10sit: and also for fingers

[9:41 PM] n10sit: i have a job
[9:41 PM] n10sit: and fuck kids
[9:41 PM] spaceman spiff: u want to fuck kids?


6. Mizuhime is bad at math and plans to turn her team members into slaves :notlikeduck:
[20:13:30] +Mizuhime: how long
[20:13:44] vyvan le: 19cm
[20:13:48] Jahim(⊙﹏⊙): 6 inches
[20:13:55] +Mizuhime: 2 virgins
[20:13:58] +Mizuhime: hyperlul

[12:35 PM] mimi: mishi is a girl?
[12:35 PM] mimi: nice

[15:06:37] minalinski: u can introduce urself to mizzuhime shes a girl
[15:06:49] Laser29: Ok
+Mizuhime left

[8:54 PM] mimi: i'll whip you into slavery

[10:55] +Mizuhime: which is a 1% chance
[10:56] +Mizuhime: i'd say about
[10:56] +Mizuhime: 10/100

[6:34 PM] mimi: now i gotta fight this queer again
[6:34 PM] mimi: good lord go away giddion
 
#20

Art by shaian
Welcome to the Anime Viability Ranking project, where we rank the viability of cartoons from Japan. This thread will proceed a little differently from the last one: the floor will always be open to discussion, and after a period of time (probably every 2 weeks), the viability rankings council will vote on any of the Anime being discussed and post the results and reasoning here. An anime moving from UR to Ranked must receive both a majority and at least 3 votes of "yes" in order to be Ranked. The rankings and tier descriptions have been assigned to better each anime'ts state within the metagame.

>>VR Council<<
These users have the ultimate say on shifts in Viability rankings tiers. The council consists of experienced weaboos who have different tastes and perspectives to offer to the table when deciding the strength of any individual show
shaian
Jhon
Elise
laptops
>>Tier 1<<

Masterpiece
3-gatsu no Lion
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Hidamari Sketch
K-On!
Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Non Non Biyori
Ping Pong the Animation
Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou (Girl's Last Tour)
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei (The Tatami Galaxy)

>>Tier 1.5<<
Really good
Cardcaptor Sakura
Cowboy Bebop
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Hunter x Hunter (2011)
Lovely★Complex
Monogatari series
Mononoke Hime
Samurai Champloo
Uchouten Kazoku (The Eccentric Family)

>>Tier 2<<
Boku no Hero Academia
Chihayafuru
Clannad
FLCL
Flip Flappers
Haikyuu!!
Mushishi
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu
Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita (Humanity Has Declined)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Kemono Friends
Kino no Tabi: The Beautiful World (2003)
Made in Abyss
Nana
Nichijou
Princess Tutu
Spirited Away
Steins;Gate
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Yuru Camp△

>>Tier 2.5<<
Above average
Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai. (The Flower We Saw That Day)
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu (Assassination Classroom)
Code Geass
Gatchaman Crowds
Kimi no Na wa. (Your Name)
Lucky★Star
Senki Zesshou Symphogear

>>Tier 3<<
Angel Beats!
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
Dragon Ball
Naruto
Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? (Is the order a rabbit?)
Kill la Kill
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!
Love Live! School Idol Project
Mob Psycho 100
New Game!
NHK ni Youkoso! (Welcome to the NHK)
One Punch Man
Rolling★Girls
Shokugeki no Souma (Food Wars)
Space★Dandy
Toradora!
Yuri!! on Ice

>>Tier 4<<
Boku dake ga Inai Machi (Erased)
Eureka Seven
Fate/Zero
Inferno Cop
Keijo!!!!!!!
Little Witch Academia (TV)
Mirai Nikki (Future Diary)
No Game No Life
Shinsekai yori (From the New World)

>>Tier 5<<
@DaAwesomeDude1
Bleach
Citrus
Elfen Lied
Ergo Proxy
Guilty Crown
Sword Art Online
Dad1's taste


>>Tier 6<<
@AuraRayquaza
Koe no Katachi (A Silent Voice)
AuraRayquaza's taste
 

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