now draw them without the bras
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this is harmful rhetoric that assumes all dinosaurs lactate
isn't that the whole point of them having boobies?
being a simp is like 80% of my IRL personality so without that who even am I
what about the other 20 left out
It's actually giving the ladies the stuff they ask for. Two very different actions!
step 1: photoshop jugs onto a dinosaurHow do you optimally simp?
Asking for a fren
dinosaur milk IS real.
B-but why
step one is doing it. questioning comes later
what is there to question?
i am not professional enough (yet) to make my own art thread on smogon so here we go:
title: Byulharang (Holy Ghost)
title: Byulharang (Holy Ghost)
whenever this happens for me i just plug it in and it starts right up
Apple recently changed their App Guidelines, section 1.1.5 "Inflammatory religious commentary or inaccurate or misleading quotations of religious texts." are not allowed. Considering how many disputed translations and sectional disagreements of viewpoints there are, it is neigh impossible to make any content involving religion that someone won't find inaccurate.
Thus, this is declaring Apple to know what's accurate of not just your God but all religions and they have the final say in manner. Because only accurate religious quotes and interpretations are allowed on the App Store, they are circularly correct.
In a case of the words on the prophets are written on the subway walls, a quote supposedly from the early Deus Ex games which I know to be accurate because I found that claim on a website browser available from the App Store and inaccurate religious quotations are barred from the App Store.
"The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data mining algorithms." For the sake of brevity, I'll stop at the start and finish with the end, "You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands."
Dear Reader, I have found my God through the jungles of the Amazon... product recommendation page. Yes, I am now an Apostle of Product!
And I am here to share with you my salvation. I was pounding the ground with my fists balled up in despair, tears flowing out of my weary defeated eyes as my bit of canned fruit was just too juicy and eating it with a fork was spelling disaster as a bit of sugary liquid dribbled anywhere but instead my mouth!
But a beacon of light beckoned me, my phone screen shining bright enough to burn my sorrows out of my body. A simple awakening to the truth, "they make metal sporks, bro."
Finally, my prayers were answered by the one that has been my sidearm and companion all along! Now I may spearfish out my various chunks of fruit with all fluids being captured and cupped in my most trustworthy piece of silverware, like the hands of an angel holding back my sadness.
Now, I too wish to preach the light that I have seen. And inform your new year's resolution to become steeling yourself to have the resolve to the truth I have. "Metal sporks are actually nice to have around." and for you to buy yourself a nice one to have the comfort and clarity that I had this last year, even through the tumultuous times we've all shared in.
I cannot tell you the brand of my tined saviour, for the first tenet of worshiping Product is "Whenever possible, avoid saying a brand name without a sponsorship deal."
On all levels except physical, sent from my iPhone.
Thus, this is declaring Apple to know what's accurate of not just your God but all religions and they have the final say in manner. Because only accurate religious quotes and interpretations are allowed on the App Store, they are circularly correct.
In a case of the words on the prophets are written on the subway walls, a quote supposedly from the early Deus Ex games which I know to be accurate because I found that claim on a website browser available from the App Store and inaccurate religious quotations are barred from the App Store.
"The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data mining algorithms." For the sake of brevity, I'll stop at the start and finish with the end, "You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands."
Dear Reader, I have found my God through the jungles of the Amazon... product recommendation page. Yes, I am now an Apostle of Product!
And I am here to share with you my salvation. I was pounding the ground with my fists balled up in despair, tears flowing out of my weary defeated eyes as my bit of canned fruit was just too juicy and eating it with a fork was spelling disaster as a bit of sugary liquid dribbled anywhere but instead my mouth!
But a beacon of light beckoned me, my phone screen shining bright enough to burn my sorrows out of my body. A simple awakening to the truth, "they make metal sporks, bro."
Finally, my prayers were answered by the one that has been my sidearm and companion all along! Now I may spearfish out my various chunks of fruit with all fluids being captured and cupped in my most trustworthy piece of silverware, like the hands of an angel holding back my sadness.
Now, I too wish to preach the light that I have seen. And inform your new year's resolution to become steeling yourself to have the resolve to the truth I have. "Metal sporks are actually nice to have around." and for you to buy yourself a nice one to have the comfort and clarity that I had this last year, even through the tumultuous times we've all shared in.
I cannot tell you the brand of my tined saviour, for the first tenet of worshiping Product is "Whenever possible, avoid saying a brand name without a sponsorship deal."
On all levels except physical, sent from my iPhone.