not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)

antemortem said:
in other news i think i’ve crossed into the “only wants to use cat memes as avatars” era of my life

anyone know any at-home treatments?
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I'd prescribe you a daily dose of remembering they are actually the devil's underlings in disguise. Nothing works better.
 
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) she’s actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
 
BP said:
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) she’s actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
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faint don't read this for the next couple of hours btw
 
Idk why but I evolved from saying I'm gonna shove something up my friends ass as a joke threat all the way to I'll kill your first born son as a joke threat within a couple of weeks.

is this a normal progression?

EDIT: I probably could've made this a thread
 
i watch my fiancee's niece and nephew after school on mondays and wednesdays; he recently got in trouble at school for making "Joe Mama" jokes. they apparently called his mom abt it; i wish they called me (the uncle who taught him that joke) so i could tell them "just dont ask joe who if u dont wanna get dunked on. its that easy."
 
what would they use to shoot the laser? titty laser? laser gun? nah, laser gun would be a copout. maybe laser eyes, laser pirate sword, laser tail...
 
we really dodged a bullet when the meteor hit, cant say the same for the dinos…

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BP said:
I'm not seeing any titties on those dinos ante...
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sb879 said:
This. I don't really read this thread, so I'm very disappointed to see none of this supposed topic.
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This looks like a job for The 'Tross
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People don't really appreciate the sheer amount of dedication I put into my work. Every post I make has hours upon hours of thought and care put into every word and every image. Nothing short of absolute perfection - I am, without a doubt, the best in the posting business thanks to this posting philosophy

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Yes, the life of a poster is a long and thankless one. My friends and family have abandoned me but I have no need for "loved ones"; my daily dose of social interaction is provided in spades by strangers on the interwebs and the occasional glance at the postman. But I have no need for thanks. After all, why would I need thanks when I have a visible way to count how much people like me??
(thats the reaction score for those unaware))

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Yes! Finally!! After days - no, weeks - of focus and pure dedication to my craft, I have completed it! The perfect post!!!

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