Can You Haiku? (5)

[gabe lavail]

BANNED DEUCER]


What happened :/ it was a beautiful expression of my soul!

 

[Jellicent]

Checking your grammar,
A labor monotonous,
Just stamp other checks...

You forgot hyphens,
And when you didn't, it's worse.
Next time, use em dash.

Capitalize P
When typing Pokemon, please
And don't accent e.

I don't remember
Even checking that while drunk.
NixHex, ignore this...

:/

 

[Galladiator]

This is a haiku.
Five, then seven, then five more,
And then you are done.

 

[Steamroll]

Darmanitan rocks
Just Flare Blitzing everything
hope for no waters

 

[ChaoticaMortis]

Necroing this thread
Haikus are fucking awesome
I edited this.

Beedrill. Bug / Poison.
Mediocre, never used.
Such a shitty 'mon.

I like poetry
Haikus are an easy form
You guys should write some

Don't leave me hanging
One lonely bump looks stupid
Good God I'm so bored.

 

[v]

this thread was not great
to begin with, man, so just,
let sleeping dogs lie

 

[Zacchaeus]

Bringing the thread back
9 month anniversary
Haikus still boring

 

[v]

I'll burn down your house
and rape everyone you know
for generations

 

[ChaoticaMortis]

That sounds serious
We shouldn't provoke him, Zac
So much Vader rape...

 

[X5Dragon]

Dark infracted me
Tobes and Tenni along with Vader too
I should be a mod :/


Chomp test-ing going smooth
Sub Swording my foes in fall
Chomp is uber no more

Chat Legend gets icecream
Plants seeds for woman to fail
Thread posted I cry

 

[Shining_Latios]

Ferrothorn is gay
I hate that fucking prickface
And Chansey as well

 

[Gengan]

I quickly noticed
that the original post
had 4 syllables

(the title, in case you didn't get it)

 

[complete legitimacy]

I clicked on this thread
Kicking it while it was dead
Good analogy

 

[Tobes]

Yo X5Dragon
I never infracted you
Let it fucking go

That one rurouni
Hitokiri Vattosai
Doesn't kill but rapes

 

[Jellicent]

When the fuck did I
Make shitty grammar haikus?
Who lets me post drunk?

 

[comatthew6]

Got rejected twice;
Now that I was selected
I guess I am back?

 

[DetroitLolcat]

No one reads haiku.
All they do is check each line,
And count syllables.

 

[Shining_Latios]

I hate genesect
It is fucking annoying
Time to use Heatran

Chansey is so fat
All it does is fucking eat
Close Combat the bitch

Fuck you Multiscale
You are a pain in the ass
Gonna put Stealth Rock up

Dugtrio traps me
Therefore it is a (BAN ME PLEASE)
Break the fucking sash

 

[v]

DON'T do competitive pokemon ones anymore they fucking suck, fucking used for emphasis rather than anger

 

[X5Dragon]

Smogon Premier Site
Friends gather chat all night
Nil Sine Pokemon

Internet Grudge LoL
Forgive friends and Mods sure
They are human too :)

I sit near the pond
Looking at my face thinking
Why did not I shave?

 

[Ampharos]

yes i can haiku
why would you ask such a thing
what a dumb question

 

[Ace Emerald]

When the fuck did I
Make shitty grammar haikus?
Who lets me post drunk?

But that would assume
At some point you must have to
Make a post sober

 

[Relados]

Woodchuck makes bad puns
They make my ears bleed always
And he never stops.

 

[Stratos]

i can't quite grasp the
haiku syllable pattern
five-seven-five, right?

why don't people use
other words for line 3 than
refrigerator

 

[tape]

i cant believe that
people really think this thread
should open again